Home shopping TV is the only place where "it's incredibly strong" means "watch it break in 3 seconds."
The ladder that's "very safe, durable and lightweight"? Snaps in half with the guy standing on it. "Oh god, Harold, are you okay?"
The "leakproof" silicone bag with the "perfect seal right out of the box"? He flips it upside down and dumps the whole thing on the counter.
The airbed that's "40% more puncture resistant"? She steps on it in heels. POP.
The glass plate that's "so durable, watch this"? Shattered on contact. "Okay… not that one."
And then the practice katana. He whacks it on the table to show you how tough it is, the blade snaps, and the tip comes right back and gets him in the gut:
"Folks, right now we may need emergency surgery in the studio."
Nearly four minutes of live TV confidence meeting reality, and every single one of them was still trying to close the sale.
Which one got you? The sword, the duster ripping the frame off the wall, or the tricycle with "no brakes"?
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#onthisday in 2010, Togi Makabe faced the challenge of Masato Tanaka for the IWGP Heavyweight title!
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2 years ago today at Grand Slam, Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuinness wrestled for the first time since 2009.
Nigel’s first singles match in AEW, and I loved every bit of this.
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Failed attempt to hurt AEW's gate ❌
Screwed the Chicago fans that paid PPV money for a glorified house show ✅
Pissed off their whole fanbase by not even airing it live ✅