[Laura]*

Spanish (Gallega) in London. Traveler, aerial silks addict, crazy cat lady, burner and avid book reader.

[[Laura]* @naive2]

I’ve finished it.
I’m devasted.
I loved it.

So very behind on the reading challenge this year 13/20

[Josh or whatever. @SerioJoshehe]

So women are worried about being raped and men are worried of being falsely accused of it.

It seems crazy to me that men aren’t worried enough to be more careful about putting themselves into situations where these false allegation’s could happen.

Why don’t men just be more careful? Go out in groups, not alone? Why don’t they always tell a friend if they’re meeting a woman or stay around women in public spaces until they can trust them? Maybe men should watch how much they drink too, that would help so they’re not as vulnerable.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

The age of consent is 16 because 16 year olds bang each other, not because it's ok to have a girlfriend in year 10 when you're 42, Clive

[Lucia Osborne-Crowley @LuciaOC_]

🧵: The “false allegations of rape” storyline is one of society’s most successful conspiracy theories and one of our most pervasive moral panics. Of course, it happens. All humans are capable of lying. But the number of false allegations is NOT statistically significant. 1/4

[[Laura]* @naive2]

Today is my last day as a member of @VirginActiveUK, after 9 years and 10 months. Main reason? They cancelled their @lesmillsUK #BodyCombat classes, so I’ll be moving on to @FitnessFirst_UK 🥊

[[Laura]* @naive2]

Louder for the womenthatforgetthwirsurnamestheminutetheyvetmarried at the back!

[[Laura]* @naive2]

“Don’t be afraid to be a cliché — reread Eat Pray Love, do yoga, plan a holiday, write a daily gratitude list, sing Gloria Gaynor in the shower, listen to Self Esteem on long walks, dance to Chaka Khan in your bedroom. You’re going to be OK.” https://t.co/fPOfxSONSi

[[Laura]* @naive2]

“When your mum is telling you to do something or not do something or be more of this or less of that, there’s a chance that she’s having a conversation with her younger self who she recognises as you.” https://t.co/q8D0CQdP5i

[[Laura]* @naive2]

The UK Government has put into motion worrying restrictions on trans people’s rights.

We have a tiny window to challenge this - please email your MP and ask them to stand up for what's right, and call on the UK Gov to show trans people respect. https://t.co/wo9oKJA6eJ

[[Laura]* @naive2]

mine are “friend” (in singular, just 1), success and butter (hope it’s the salted one?)

[Jono Read @jonoread]

Apparently the first three words you see are what 2023 will bring you.

My first was butter 😂

[[Laura]* @naive2]

Feeling very smug for having bought next year’s Xmas cards in the sale now

[[Laura]* @naive2]

I have completed my challenge of 20 books (with almost 5 days to spare) https://t.co/hJqgFnp2h8

[[Laura]* @naive2]

Thanks @taylorswift13 for spending 743 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Midnight Rain. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/xIu2Vwrjbx

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

My favorite part of the bible is that part where I'm alone and talking to Dad who is me and someone who wasn't there was writing about it

[Marina Purkiss @MarinaPurkiss]

Sunak & Hunt scrambling to fill a £40bn black hole in treasury…

So remember:

£9bn wasted on unusable PPE

£2.6bn on items not suitable for NHS

£37bn on Test & Trace that made “no measurable difference"

£42bn on Brexit divorce bill

£32bn on lost taxes due to Brexit trade hit

[[Laura]* @naive2]

When corporations start mocking the government

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy

Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

Lettuce at 58p – a good buy

Liz Truss at Number 10 – a goodbye

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Liz Truss - Gone.

Lettuce - Romaine.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

flatmate has just asked me whether i think the lettuce voted leaf or romaine in the brexit referendum and im frankly furious at how funny i found it