zen.brodha

Welcome to my collection of shitposts!

A technology brother by heart

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

Unfortunately chads.
The most efficient way to girls heart is through kindness & cheerfulness. Not gym-broing or chad-maxxing.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

69 under 69

[Forbes @Forbes]

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[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@ifOnlyKantala If you have to ask you can't afford it.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

BTC will be back as Saylor will announce buying back lol

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

Ye is always welcome

[Jammable @jammable]

🚨 Ye announces he is moving to Pakistan.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

CaaS

Compute as a service

[Deirdre Bosa @dee_bosa]

Anthropic is paying $1.25b/month through May 2029 for compute on xAI's Colossus data centers.

thats as much as $45 billion to a direct model-layer competitor

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

As a business owner I must say y'all have a massive skill issue.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

89% of leaders say AI has not improved their company's labor productivity, despite widespread adoption, per Gallup.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack @TheAnnaGat Bro
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack Fucking support me bro
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack Broo take a look
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

Nah, bro probably got lucky amazon has the highest layoff ratio

[Ajit Gupta @unfiltered_ajit]

Being loyal to a company pays off.

From intern to Engineering Manager in just 6 years.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@chrisbest @Substack Bro Restore
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

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@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack @KaguuraGichuru Bro WTF
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack @OnlyCFO Please restore
https://t.co/wRjOUKn9eT

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@Substack why have you blocked my publication?

Link: https://t.co/AqwhwE2vmu

[Ali Moni, Esq. @AliMoniEsq]

Every attorney has a line they never expected to say out loud.

Mine was: "Your Honor, the OnlyFans account is actually a marital asset."

The husband wanted half.

The wife insisted it was "personal expression" and therefore off-limits.

She also insisted it barely made any money.

We requested the 1099s.

It was making more than my entire firm.

Opposing counsel looked at the income figures and visibly reconsidered his hourly rate.

We hired a valuation expert who, with an entirely straight face, explained subscriber churn, projected brand growth, and the economic value of her "top 0.3%" badge.

The judge asked if we could use a different term than "Thirst Empire" in the record.

We could not.

The husband wanted an ongoing cut of future revenue.

The wife said she'd rather delete the account.

Our expert confirmed that nuking it would destroy a 8-figure asset.

The courtroom went quiet while everyone processed that sentence.

We settled: she kept the account, bought him out with a lump-sum payment, and signed a clause promising never to use his likeness or name in any content.

As we left, he asked if he could at least get a free subscription.

No.

He has to pay.

[Remz @Remzztrades]

Men only want one thing

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

All human exceptionalism is neurodivergence in disguise.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

@AOC Your thoughts on OnlyFans reaching $3.5Bn valuation? Which participant of OF (girl or fan) is being exploited

https://t.co/U5XyQxjl32

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

I wonder how she explains OnlyFans $Bn valuation?

OFgirls are not underpaid? Men's horniness is not manufactured, it is biological.

[zen.brodha @naivebaesian]

I wonder how she explains OnlyFans $Bn valuation?

OFgirls are not underpaid? Men's horniness is not manufactured, it is biological.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

AOC: “There’s a certain level of wealth and accumulation that is unearned. You can’t earn a billion dollars. You just can’t earn that. You can get market power, you can break rules, you can abuse labor laws, you can pay people less than what they’re worth, but you can’t earn that”