najia

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/CXkqzu5KgE Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/l84jsbvPC9 No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[najia @najio]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/rpSJwXmuCo

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/8B8EArOTOh I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[najia @najio]

Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell. http://t.co/sLaLfr2JqS

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/Eq0EF6rOsa No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

[najia @najio]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/7M2P6javcJ

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/6mv10qDAO8 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

[najia @najio]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/yro73uhvTl

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/EcQplmfzoV Sneezed. Nobody blessed me. Going to hell.

[najia @najio]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/uXhWM7nns7

[najia @najio]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/QmxDYpdU9E

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/j6nd876Ksm I wish I lived in the 1950's, because I have a few songs I want to record about my postman.

[najia @najio]

Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/PSefeXTDYs

[najia @najio]

Deleting your Facebook is the new regaining your dignity. http://t.co/rQArQdzzvF

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/2EUjlIpBP7 Rubbing my ass on these documents because the boss's email says to "cheek his paperwork".

[najia @najio]

I bet Nutritionist-Dieticians instagram the food pyramid a lot http://t.co/lV789RBh

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/sq1t9ktY Tried to unlock my door with a banana. How am I still alive?

[najia @najio]

I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed. http://t.co/cclGOn6L

[najia @najio]

http://t.co/xmgV80Ik I baby-proofed my apartment but they keep getting in.