‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

/ considering an urahara alt but #idk

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

spit it out

[𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ׅ⎖ @WANDENRElCHS]

well … I mean… you know..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

What

[𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ׅ⎖ @WANDENRElCHS]

I know you probably didn’t have a dad since you’re … yourself

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

What’s with the attitude missy…

[𝒞andice @ZappingQuincy]

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💢* You better be.
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

I’m just kiddiiiing.

[𝒞andice @ZappingQuincy]

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THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT .ᐟ
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

Yeeeeaaah… that’s a write up…

[𝒞andice @ZappingQuincy]

@nakebenehime

You’re a little annoying 💢* so no .ᐟ

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

( lowkey selling the almighty for 30 bucks )

[𝒞andice @ZappingQuincy]

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LIFE UPDATE I HAVE A JOB .ᐟ.ᐟ
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

Yep. All yours. Especially if you’re bringing in more customers!

[𝒞andice @ZappingQuincy]

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So I have the job .ᐣ
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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

All because he didn’t let you see Santa Claus

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

so you threatened to destroy the soul society, the world of the living, the precious world AND Hueco Mundo

[𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ׅ⎖ @WANDENRElCHS]

he didn’t let me see Santa Claus.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

then why tf you kill him😭😭😭💔💔💔

[𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ׅ⎖ @WANDENRElCHS]

HE WAS MY DAD

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

you already killed him I may as well use that to my advantage

[𝕿𝙷𝙴 𝐀𝐋𝐌𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐘 ׅ⎖ @WANDENRElCHS]

wow… i..i thought you were different , kisuke..

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

And I also absorbed the soul king too just in case because none of this is canon so I decided to do that

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

I planned for this and thus I’ve removed all reishi from the surrounding area making your abilities as a Quincy totally worthless

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

I love to live

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

oh… my penis is big…

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

Well, I mean…
Yeah!

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

I think perv is a bit of a strong word…

[𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐍 @RaijinNek0]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀Her perverted actions are pure
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀of heart .ᐟ Yours is because
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀you're just a perv .ᐟ

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ 「喜助」— 𝐔ʀᴀʜᴀʀᴀ。 @nakebenehime]

Me? :]

[𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐈𝐍 @RaijinNek0]

Who did you think I would ask .ᐣ