whackyinflatableflailingtubeman

I do my own stunts

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

I get paid to slowly poison people

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

I just got a can of air duster for it’s actual purpose and it felt more sketchy than any drug deal I’ve done

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

Overheard someone say “pump Haus just doesn’t like people who are good at their jobs” and I fucking cackled

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

STOP SAYING PEOPLE DON'T OWE EACH OTHER ANYTHING!!!

we owe each other community.
we owe each other love.
we owe each other safety.
we owe each other support.

individualism is destroying us.

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

Server had to ask if I was being serious about my round of rumple at 1pm

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

@NobsjustBS It’s got a little flavor for everyone haha quite the conversation piece

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

I’m not sure who needs this more, Casey or Kelso

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

My safe word is “last call”

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

He’s got my vote

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Hunter Biden spent a staggering $872K on prostitutes, porn and sex club memberships and took $1.6 M from ATMs https://t.co/O1KGiNc286

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

@DMVUofficial Brother you make beautiful music no matter the genre and I appreciate it all

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

All my homies hate Nebraska

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

@_ClintDavis @whiskeyroadcf You gotta start doing pictures

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

If orange chicken is your go to Chinese dish you have issues

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

Tired of my brain

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

@NobsjustBS We tried this a few years ago it was kinda fun

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

My shower length is directly correlated to my mental health

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

Should bartenders have to swear to the Hippocratic oath yes or no

[whackyinflatableflailingtubeman @naked_bartender]

Fuck a zodiac what’s your favorite moon phase

[clare @sadderlizards]

autumn is in the air i’m decaying with the leaves