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Did the tweet go off?

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https://t.co/TyTHrtEmjl

[New York Mets @Mets]

We are saddened to learn of the passing of Seymour Weiner.

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These tweets need more likes pronto

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@thatbitchz0e Damn smell like fart in this loft

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Why use child actors when you can use adult actors with baby face filter

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Whomever invented tally marks knew what the fuck is up

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Well especially if we have a cheeky hen on our block

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After two beers

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Tax Slayer Gator Bowl

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A football in a leather jacket! A basketball in a basket!

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Yah these pants gotta lil bit of ballsack cleavage

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Freaking the fuck out cause idk if I want coffee or beer right now

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Memory lane up in the headlights is a bar

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Got a hot date tomorrow night. Juice.

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I like it when the subway conductor sticks their head out the window like a dog

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When I see a couple with matching Sambas, I square up to fist fight them both at the same time and I always win because they’re so weak

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After we hit the popup let’s go to the popup and get the popup for the popup

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When I moved to New York City I thought it was “the city that never sleeps” because everyone is partying all night but I just realized it’s because you have three jobs and have to work really late at the bowling alley :/

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Definitely one of my favorite @dunkindonuts in Manhattan, this one’s got oysters

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Trying out this new bit where I trick sleepy heroin users that we were in the middle of playing Uno before they nodded off

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Watching the Olympics for the plot