The NAM2014 Bell

DINGDINGDINGDINGDING

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It's time we address the elephant in the room *looks around* I'm sorry I brought it here, clearly I don't know how @galaxyzoo works #nam2017

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But will they say, "how does a bell tweet? I mean it doesn't even have thumbs"? I think not. #nam2017

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Some will say I can't participate in #nam2017. They say "You're 3 years out of date", or "you broke", or even "you still believe in BICEP"

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@adam_avison @UnUnofficialNAM @unnoficial_NAM After Brexit I got seriously pissed and woke up in Philadelphia with my older cousin. We both have a bit of a crack problem.

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@UnofficialNAM @jen_gupta @RASNAM2016 Oi, it's just a flesh wound! I'll see you at #NAM2016 and I'll be kicking brass and taking names.

[The NAM2014 Bell @nam2014bell]

*DING* 3pm: Jo Dunkley's plenary, "50 Years of the Cosmic Microwave Background." To celebrate, I'm giving the CMB golden bird poop. #NAM2015

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James Webb Space Telescope provides conclusive evidence for the accelerated expansion of Brian Cox's ego #NAM2025

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@UnofficialNAM @jen_gupta Oh, wow -- you guys think all bells are the same? We don't even look that much alike. That's blatantly bellist.

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Citizen Science sees huge boost thanks to multi-object IFU coming standard on the new Samsung Galaxy S18 #NAM2025

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@jen_gupta Whoa -- you think any bell can just do my job? Have the wit and astronomical 'nous'? That bell's only GCSE is in jagermeister!

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@jen_gupta Will have to check my travel budget! What are daily rates for a non-RAS member anthropomorphic percussion instrument? #NAM2015

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Plan revealed for new runway ... on 67P. CONS: Poor rail connections; shaped like duck. PROS: No noise complaints; Not Birmingham #NAM2025

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*yawn* oh god, how long was I asleep? I didn't miss #NAM2015, did I? I have SUCH a terrible hangover. My head is positively ringing.

[The NAM2014 Bell @nam2014bell]

@astronomerslc25, I'll be at #nam2015! A bell has to support the family somehow. Check out the kids over Christmas!

[The NAM2014 Bell @nam2014bell]

So excited for #nam2015 in Llandudno! ROAD TRIP!! Does anyone know how to say 'DINGDINGDING' in Welsh?

[RAS NAM 2015 @RasNam2015]

We've just released the provisional schedule for #nam2015. Abstract submission opens soon! http://t.co/W4BMneu6qj

[RAS NAM 2015 @RasNam2015]

Talk and poster abstract submissions are now open for #nam2015! The deadline is 1 April. http://t.co/mfFdIuIA9Q

[The NAM2014 Bell @nam2014bell]

DING! Weekday pub lunch for #nam2014 organizers outside in gorgeous weather. Time to get out and work on my natural bronze #nospraytan

[Dr Jen Gupta @jen_gupta]

We're off to the pub for lunch to start our @RASNAM2014 recovery process. I wonder if I'm allowed to ring the @nam2014bell to remind people!

[The NAM2014 Bell @nam2014bell]

And now we ring #nam2014 to an end. Back to my day job! Although in this economy I've taken a second job as an emergency alarm in a lift.