Jonathan Roberts

THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT. I AM NOT ACTUALLY JONATHAN ROBERTS. PLEASE DON'T SUSPEND ME.

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

Today was a good day.

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@1WeakGuttedDog We really counting field hockey over ice hockey?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@FBallAnalysisYT All that for less than one Calorie???

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@Meme_God_069 @kaanomeg This was awesome, but how heavy was his briefcase?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@kaanomeg Why did the nanobots redo her hair and makeup?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@GregVorse To be fair, it would be VERY soccer to allow the refs to arbitrarily decide whether or not an offsides call is significant

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@1Jose_0 @exoticchiefer0 @GigaLadd @TrolliethaPolie @0oWatches Four turnovers

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@willjohnsonbf1 Might want to ask the engineer instead

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@NixToWaddle Dude cost us multiple playoff series with his behavior. Teams aren't giddy to assume that kind of risk

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@japan_nobunaga Colorado. A, but with the inflation of the last few years 20% is getting even more painful and we're ready for the system to change

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@LuigiTKO Terracotta army

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@Jaytheamazing_ When your only tool is a rocket shield, everything looks like a glider puzzle

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@Sosowski I've been asking for this for years not realizing others are living my dream. Is there a country that skips July and August too?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

I once went to a pour your own beer restaurant and watched as a staff member "taught" a patron the art of a foam free pour. She scanned his card started the tap and explained "all the foam is at the end of the pipe so if you let it run..." while $15 literally went down the drain.

[Build with Henry @RedWaveCrewHP]

Why Restaurants Open Fancy Wine In Water?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@LUFC1992_v2 Land of the free

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@softlxnar @GfedGoCrazy Just be glad it wasn't a service Shetland Pony

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@MiroslavCuk How do you feel about Nnaji?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@rats7 Why are there two stops (and a major hub) in Oklahoma, and a big rail with no destination Northwest of Colorado?

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@ChrisMarlowe @WorldWideWob Best local commentator in the association. It won't quite be the same without you

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@livingdreadg1rl

[Jonathan Roberts @name2common4ths]

@BeerlyFootball The defense is not the reason Josh Allen can't make it to the Superbowl