Lady in MA

Kimmel/Guillermo 2028 🇺🇸

[Lady in MA @NameChanged6x]

All I'm saying is just because he went to Home Depot doesn't mean he'll fix it.

[Amber Woods @AmberWoods100]

A person who is being protected by redactions wrote to Jeffrey Epstein:

“You don’t have to worry personally because I’m sending you somewhere beyond extradition.”

Release the Epstein files

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Glorification? There was zero glory in my addiction. It was truly the most excruciatingly humiliating and degrading experience you could possibly imagine. I wanted to commit suicide almost daliy, but didn’t have the courage for even that. Instead I’d reach for the pipe or the bottle. The cowards way out. The guilt. The shame. The hurt. The absolute misery of it. Yet here I am. And I am not alone. There are millions upon millions of us. We don’t all agree on politics or people or who we root for on Sunday. But we all have the shared experience of walking through that fire and surviving. I chose to live. That’s not a joke.

[James Talarico @jamestalarico]

There’s been a lot of talk in this race about what makes a "real man."

A man does what’s right when no one is watching. He upholds his commitments to his family and neighbors. He doesn’t lie, cheat, & steal his way through life.

Real men serve others. Weak men serve themselves.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

You caught them. Mom and Dad were going to sell bibles and cell phones, golden sneakers, and NFTs, Chinese watches and cologne but wouldn’t you know someone beat them to the punch. They were left with only one choice write two books like every former First Lady and President has done in modern history.

[Lady in MA @NameChanged6x]

@atrupar Who's the guy in the blue tie and why does he look like he's gonna hurl

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I think it’s funny how Christians say “god loves you unconditionally” but then make up all kinds of conditions.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Sir, we have Trump disappointment syndrome. When you said no new wars, we took it to heart, and a few of us meant it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@PCKY40031 @WhiteHouse Check the price of gas. Then you will know if this war is over or not.

[Kathy S @ksandnfam]

I get that it's @KaitlinCollins job, but if Trump or any other man for that matter, ever spoke to me like that I'd slap the shit out of them.

[Lady in MA @NameChanged6x]

@TMZ Not sure what's worse - her not standing up for herself or the entire press not defending their jobs. Imagine if the media stood together for once instead of acting like this shit is normal

[Acyn @Acyn]

Rubio: I have never seen Trump fall asleep.

Lieu: I’m going to show you a video that shows you just lied to congress. Here is a video of him asleep while you are talking.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

So let me get this straight.

Jake Tapper is focused on attacking my Mom.

Jared and Ivanka are building a private island paradise on Albanian protected land.

Don Jr married the daughter of Epstein’s banker, and a startup his fund backs just got a record $620M Pentagon loan.

Eric is taking an Israeli drone company public for $1.5B in the middle of a war with Iran that nobody wanted.

And I know: “But what about your paintings, Hunter?”

Please.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I changed all my passwords to “Kenny.”

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

I’m alright…

I just like living in the danger zone.

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

I am not making this up: Secretary Rubio actually sat before Congress today and said “the war is over.”

It’s a bizarre lie to tell when Americans know there’s obviously a war underway - not just from seeing it on screens, but from paying its costs every day at home.

Leaders with this little respect for the American people have no business in office.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Rep. Madeleine Dean: "What is true is that the president has lied about being on Epstein's plane, and the unredacted files prove that. There's a lot in here. It's all covered up."

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Wow, I just got a full tank of gas for only 35 dollars (for my lawnmower)

[constans @constans]

Amazing things are happening on X, the everything app