Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie

is laying in bed

[: @sn0oozey]

I just need a fucking one dance

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

@herpeslover124 @andyandyandy727 Say it with your chest queen

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

@rags2richestype @SpecialEdmund does that look like a fridge to you

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

“I’m going to create something so absolutely impossible to see in the sunlight” - the inventor of laptop screens

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

@FickieRowlerFan Golf or sex

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Would you rather give up playing golf forever or getting head

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Jimothy son or Moo Deng daughter

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@geminidreamgrl Poor man’s salsa

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@herpeslover124 Foot dox

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@Freedom2Bend Blowing up my inbox

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Just found out people put their heels on the ground while driving and don’t hover their foot in the air the entire time. My life has permanently changed #themoreyouknow #ihavesmallfeet

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@Freedom2Bend No I have eyes, trick

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Perfect tits are better than a perfect ass, but a mediocre ass is better than a mediocre rack #foodforthought

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@cashgrabber9000 I believe in you 9 stacks

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

They should give them all their own ball so they can stop fighting over the same one #fifa

[julia “fat butt” jones @herpeslover124]

twin peaks with the ma
will this play? @nameismimii

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Road trip with the wife @herpeslover124

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Mimi is for the people

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If there’s one thing about me, I am going to report it on Waze #WazeDemon #karenmode #yourewelcome

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

If there’s one thing about me, I am going to report it on Waze #WazeDemon #karenmode #yourewelcome

[Mimi “Lobotomy” McCallie @nameismimii]

@geminidreamgrl :/