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Knowingly undersold

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@philositect Yeah, hate not hope is a bad look ..

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@holly Yep

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@WilliamShatner You too :)

[Martin Pilgrim @MartinPilgrim1]

I've recently turned into a silver fox. I've had grey hair for years but now I'm eating out of bins as well.

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

It was a banterous Saturday morning at least

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@allthatchas

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@RevRichardColes "Euston, we have a problem"

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"Hey."

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@punt_rd We used to be a country

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I thought @ITVX had broken my Internet connection but it turns out @Cloudflare had gone down....

[John Sutherland @policecommander]

I’m accusing Jack of misogyny here
And ignorance
And a lack of basic human empathy

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It's "I've put the chocolate biscuits in the fridge" hot

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@chefsevenn Vinegar

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@anon_opin Who hurt you?

[Joey Barton 🇬🇧 @Joey7Barton]

Back from Glastonbury.

Match report is in.

Top performances

@BiffyClyro

@rodstewart

@EzraCollective

@themaccabees

@futureislands

@snowpatrol

@girlsdontsync

Don’t believe all the shite you read on the media streams and similar shite. It’s wasn’t the Hamas feast it’s been made out. A few fake radicals. Mostly liberals. Load of the working class. Loads of proper people.

Loads of normal working people there having a fucking great time. Feels like about 300000 people just getting on. Listening to music. Could be more. Could be less. No colour boundaries. All good people. If you can. Get a ticket for the next one.

Thank you to the Eavis family and all the local people for putting it on and showcasing all the brilliant music.

Hope to see you in 2027

Best place in the world for a few days.

Don’t knock it till you love tried it.

❤️

@glastonbury

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

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@glastobation