Sarebear♣JF |-/

All I want in life is a warm Fallon hug. #Falpal :D @jimmyfallon followed me 3/29/12 :D

I identify as a man-hater

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

No, we don't.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@jimmyfallon @AdamSandler Also, I remember you saying how your Adam Sandler impression has three layers, like you showed here- the shy, quiet start, the high-pitched babble, and the angry yell at the end 😆
Love it.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@jimmyfallon @AdamSandler I love the walkathon and your musical impressions, but I think my favorite character here was actually Double-Take Guy. So silly 😅

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

I find it both ironic and sad that the U.S. inaugurated the most racist man in America to presidency on the same day that we celebrate the life and work of the major Civil Rights leader, Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. 😞🙅‍♀️

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

Sometimes I think I'm one bad brain cell from becoming a psychopathic killer.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

Half of me wants to keep trying to improve my life and half of me is tired of trying and still feeling the same way.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 Aww that's cute 😊

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 Oh wow! Haha

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 When was the last time you played basketball?

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 That's a lot! Lol. Do you play any of them?

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

I like everything except for Trump. Ewww.
https://t.co/NCihj5rOej

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 That's cool. What sports do you watch?

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

@dsofia7 Oh that's cool. What made you want to start doing that?

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

You might say that I'm letting myself miss out on something great, but no. By now I think I've proven to myself that I'm not missing out on anything. I used to think I was, but I know better now.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

You might say that I'm letting myself miss out on something great, but no. By now I think I've proven to myself that I'm not missing out on anything. I used to think I was, but I know better now.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

Hence, my new philosophy:

Don't ruin the fantasy by trying to make it a reality because then REAL reality kicks in and destroys the fantasy.

i.e. I'd rather just enjoy men from afar than to try to bring one into my life

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

Hence, my new philosophy:

Don't ruin the fantasy by trying to make it a reality because then REAL reality kicks in and destroys the fantasy.

i.e. I'd rather just enjoy men from afar than to try to bring one into my life

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

All this, and yet there's still this boy that I'm crushing on 🙄 But I decided I'll just leave it at that. Don't even try for a date or anything because it will just ruin the ideal image I have off him now.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

If anyone was you ever question why it seems like I'm never getting married, all I have to say is that if you dealt with the single men of today, you'd know.

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

And as we walked to the museum, he walked way ahead of me! Instead of walking with me so I was like "are we even on a date"????

Fuckboy a--holes 🙄

[Sarebear♣JF |-/ @nanajamapuddin]

Oh my gosh and another one in remembering now is when a guy agreed to go to the art museum with me but the whole thing felt so rushed so that we could get to his place after