Jon

UWM '20, kinesiology major, aspiring coach. Just a kid who never really grew up.

[RollmanInOz @Rollmaninoz]

Neil Armstrong: this is 1 small step for man
Houston: ok c-
NA: big leap for a baby
H: ok can you-
NA: fucken huge hike for a snail
H: NEIL!

[Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams]

[blind date]

HER: I'm a big country fan

ME {trying to impress her}: China is very large

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

Stopped to clean my star on my kitchen floor. Nothing but respect for MY self.

[Sapphire Papi, Returns 🥳♍️🎂🅿️ @random_weighs]

RT if Ginger Ale was also medicinal in your household growing up.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thesepaperbones I would.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia Probably. Maybe I'm even FROM the future.

[Jon @nanananajon]

Or maybe Charlotte. @thesepaperbones

[Jon @nanananajon]

I think Lydia is going to poison my lemonade someday.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia And you're allowed to talk to me like that? Whoa. Rude.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia YOU SAID I'M DISGUSTING. TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. UNDERSTAND?

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia DO YOU? DO YOU REALLY?

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia LOOK WHO'S TALKING.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@thegoddesslydia So did I.

[Jon @nanananajon]

But WHY is all the rum gone?! #movienightwiththegang

[Jon @nanananajon]

@sirjamiejames @EvynTurnbow @laneautten That's a terrible name. (sarCASM.) Seriously, though, your duck sounds like an aristocrat.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@sirjamiejames @EvynTurnbow @laneautten You mean that's not how it's pronounced? ...Oops. My apologies to your duck.

[Jon @nanananajon]

@EvynTurnbow @sirjamiejames @laneautten Is that like Amish with an H?