A Nigerian fintech once lost β¦30 billion after their frontend developer, Tunde, accidentally accepted cookies on the backend.
While casually scrolling through an Excel database, a cookie consent popup appeared. Tunde, who hadnβt logged out, clicked βAccept.β In an instant, β¦30 billion vanished from the company.
But Tunde, being a battle-hardened developer, sprang into action. He immediately called his friend β a WordPress specialist β for emergency advice. The friend told him: βRestart your terminal and turn off the WiFi.β Tunde followed the instructions to the letter.
Miraculously, the malware attacked the virus, the virus fell sick, and the β¦30 billion was returned in full.
His boss was stunned. The entire company celebrated Tunde as a hero. He was promptly promoted, and his salary as a full-stack developer was revised from β¦150k to a handsome β¦153k after tax.
This is a true story.
Be like Tunde.
this old lady came to the bank i work at to withdraw $20. i told her that for withdraws less than $200 she has to use the atm. so she asked to withdraw $2000 in $20 bills. it sucked but i counted it out and handed her the money. she took $20, gave me $1980 and said "deposit this"