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I’m alive but I’m dead

[fe @ohshxtfe]

Had me at Sandra Bullock

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

Me sacrificing my entire career for 8 extra minutes of sleep

[Vanessa @vanessaparra_]

“Lol now you onlyfans girls have to find a real job”

[Remy Kassimir @RemyKassimir]

Giving my boyfriend a 45 minute backstory on a person so I can talk shit on them for 5 seconds

[jordy ☆ @jord6nromero]

get you a partner that doesn’t mind hurting people’s feelings when it comes to you. imma say it again. GET YOU A PARTNER THAT DOESN’T MIND HURTING PEOPLE’S FEELINGS WHEN IT COMES TO YOU.

[Jay Jay 🤍 @Jodayne09]

Examples of gaslighting, “ it’s not that deep”, “ it’s just a joke”, “I can’t make jokes around you”, “ you are too serious”, “ I can’t be the real me around you”, “you are too sad”, “ you are too dramatic”, you are too emotional”, “ I didn’t really mean it” -

[aqua tofana @lannnerzz]

I just know every student adores her

[jen 🪷 @bbyjeenn]

middle school was fun as fuck i was ugly as shit tho 😂😂😂😂

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

if you have ADHD, what chores/tasks do you find the hardest to do? for me, putting up laundry or cleaning my room is nearly impossible

[FUCKJIGGYJAYY2 @jiggyjayy2]

50K in 5 minutes? I'll be naked in front of the church elders

[Mr.Karlous @KarlousM]

Some 3rd degree burns.

[A Girl Named Jas @lmTheReasonWhy]

I know that’s right. Look at the nail techs knowing they damn worth! I’m not paying that but I love that for her!