“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all
my stupid twitter was hacked and then it was permanently suspended and then i appealed it like 8 times and then they wouldn’t let me deactivate it so then here we are