nanc

and your divine ribs would help break mine (she/her) @n4ncy_

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me 10mins after body shaming myself

[milo edwards @Milo_Edwards]

naturally occurring gregg’s steak bake

[Matthew Lumby @MatthewLumby]

Goodbye to Dame Esther Rantzen.
Thanks for this all time great TV moment…

[CrémantCommunarde #GreenTransitionNow 💚 @0Calamity]

I'm going to say this again in clear, simple terms so there can be no equivocation:
Prior to Brexit, immigrants very rarely came to the UK in small boats because it is an extremely dangerous mode of transport. They came in lorries. Organised smuggling gangs knew that because there was free movement of goods between EU countries that there was a high chance that a lorry concealing immigrants would not be searched.
I am sure you all remember that terrible case of a lorry-load of migrants from China and Vietnam that was abandoned in Essex. 31 men and 8 women died.
The onset of Brexit meant that gradually, from approx 2018 onwards, more and more stringent checks began being carried out on lorries, as well as increased security at ferry ports - even Newhaven-Dieppe are surrounded with high barbed wire security fences, and every vehicle leaving Dieppe is opened and checked, so I imagine it must be pretty much the same at Calais and Boulogne as well.
We have no idea how many people a year arrived in the UK unlawfully by lorry. The reason for this is because they were literally untrackable. Occasionally you would see a lorry stopped by the M2 or the M25 with a handful of people standing behind the safety barrier while the police had the blue lights on. But they certainly could not track what they didn't know about.
The likelihood is that there were a great many more people getting into the country. The overwhelming majority of them would disappear into the undergrowth, never to be seen again until either
a) they committed an offence
b) they were caught in raids working illegally
c) they either walked into a police station to claim asylum almost immediately or
d) they popped over the parapet several years later because they wanted to regularise their status, either by marrying, or because they had children, or under the Long Residence rules - it used to be 15 years but is now 20 years. If you can prove you have been in the UK continuously for 20 years and have otherwise kept your nose clean, you are entitled to limited leave to remain. Eventually you might get settlement after 30 years - again, if you can prove you have always been in the country in that time. You will not get nationality if you entered the country illegally these days, though, unless you can show that there is something exceptional about your contribution to society.
The small boats are different. The small boats are highly visible. The small boats - and their passengers - are very easy to spot, and very easy for the Coastguard and Border Force to track. A man from the BBC used to spend all his time stood on a cliff counting them post-Brexit.
Yes, there will be the occasional one that slips through undetected. But that is the opposite of the way it was with lorry smuggling, where it was the occasional one that was actually detected, and the majority slipping through un-noticed.
The irony of Farage, Lowe, Robinson, Tommo and all the other far-right screechers claiming we are unsafe because of "fighting age men" arriving on these boats is hilarious if it wasn't so desperate. When the boats arrive, every person is fingerprinted, screened and vetted as best we can, although another irony of Brexit is we no longer have automatic access to Europol except if we have grounds to suspect someone is a criminal rather than just an asylum seeker, so well done Brexit for that as well.
Also, as we are no longer party to what's called the Dublin Agreement, whereas before we could make an application to France to take them back, and take responsibility for the asylum claim, now we are out of the EU we can't do that either.
But at least we know who is here, we have their fingerprints, and we know who they are.
In short, we are arguably safer from the "fighting age men" now that at any time in the past 30-odd years. The numbers are reducing. The numbers of crossings are reducing.
I hold no candle for Labour these days, but at least they are processing the backlog the Tories (deliberately?) built up and those who don't have the right here are being deported as well.
Boris Johnson is as full of shit as he always was.
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[𝑆𝐼𝐴𝑁 𝑇𝐻𝑌𝑀𝐸𝑆 🫧 @SianThymes]

Evil McFly be like:

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

Me when the waiter asks who had the sizzlin fajitas

[. @wellyesblood]

everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these

[misa! @misak1nz]

how it feels after you calm down

[indy of the rotund table @therotundtable]

you’re just blatantly not me nan

[𝚆𝚎𝚎𝙽𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚢𝚂𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚢 @WeeNippySweety]

She didn’t tell Sky News her dog killed the cafe cat and has attacked other animals on the island. She’s also in the process of suing others on the island. Legal aid yet the cafe owners have to pay for a lawyer, glad to see Scottish ppl are helping them via a go fund me

[MisterJ🩻❤️‍🔥 @SwiftCraft13]

They did this at work to me today

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

at work and they’re making me work

[soof @OMGETOVERIT]

just witnessed herstory don’t hit me up

[miya @miyarah_]

como me siento cuando empiezo a emocionarme con algo

[chris @chriisorourke]

scouse blokes when they see a man dressing like an adult and not a 12 year old who got a jd giftcard for christmas

[Music over time🎻 @Peal8888]

After this performance the band did an interview saying this was the best performance they have ever done. Just this song. Everyone was on cue. Perfect. Not a note missed by anyone. Pitch. Tone. Timing. All perfect. They said they never performed this good ever before. And you can clearly tell.❤️

[Mar ; @ihoonlatte]

yo aguantando las ganas de hacer una pregunta random que se me ocurrió y no tiene nada que ver con la conversación

[moose @mooseincrisis]

just in case anyone thought i was kidding.

[chris oldman © @AlsikkanTV]

crackers with cheese :)

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game