Nancy Phariss

Tom’s Wife 💒 Coraline’s Mommy 👨‍👩‍👧 Science Teacher 👩🏻‍🏫 Mermaid🧜🏻‍♀️ Disney Princess 👑Hufflepuff Alumni🦡

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Started a new job at a hotel today… I have a whole new respect for anyone working in the laundry room. #workworkwork

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@KaiserPowerUp @IriskaPlays Our anniversary will have an amazing memory attached to it. ❤️

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@KaiserPowerUp
Happy Father’s Day! You are by far the best daddy and husband out there. You go above and beyond for us and will do anything to make sure we are taken care of and happy. Thank you for that.

We love you tremendously! Now bring on this new adventure already!

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@sleepy_burrito @KaiserPowerUp More like… I’m not getting in that shit peasant

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@KaiserPowerUp Spring/summer cleaning? Is this what we are calling it?

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Turned in my resignation today. Being a teacher for the last 11 years has been life changing. Here’s for bigger things.

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Had to come home from work because the kid was sick… come to find out it’s a sick because she finally pooped after not pooping all weekend.

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Who wants to pack with me?

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What!! Nancy is back! This Twitter isn’t my jam. Let’s change that.

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@KaiserPowerUp Sie it was amazing. Too bad you didn’t try any.

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@KaiserPowerUp Our poor daughter…she’s severely traumatized. 😂

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@KaiserPowerUp And my stuff has been ejected off the shelf. Lol

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I’ll just leave this right here. @KaiserPowerUp

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Nothing like jumping on Twitter to scream Happy Anniversary to my Bestest Friend! Yo Homie thanks for making me your wife. It’s been an amazing 7 years married and 17 shackled. @KaiserPowerUp

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@KaiserPowerUp And you damn well know she’s still going to want some of that shiz

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Nothing like spending a day with these two dinosaur meals. 💙

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@KaiserPowerUp @Twitchytango And she didn’t pay attention to it. Lol

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Learning a second language blows. Ich spreche kein deutsch, aber ich spreche Englisch.

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Who doesn’t love eating Ramen Noods while watching cartoons?

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@KaiserPowerUp You appreciate what? 😛🤘🏻

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Happy Birthday to my best friend and my freaking awesome Husband l! Dude you have been stuck with me for 17 years and are still alive kicking. Wowzers! Not to mention havin this cute ass kiddo. I’m so glad you made it to your 50’s! 💙 you!