nancy knopf

I don’t live up to the hype....(she/her)

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I’m sorry you’re going through it, but the sky is most beautiful when it storms

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@AMikeBloomType Jonathan will never win survivor until he learns that how he treats people matter. You can’t expect votes from people you were an ass to. Not to mention how he acted everytime he won- he needs to remember that every win for him is a loss for everyone else and act appropriately.

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Happy Met Gala Day to all who celebrate!!!

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I’m glad Prince Andrew was arrested and all but I can’t be the only one who was pissed off it was because he sent a confidential document via email and nothing to do with raping minors.

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I’m a big believer of not believing everything you see online, but if we can’t trust the GPS on maps what are we even doing as a society.

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On episode 1 of the new Murdaugh show and it is phenomenal…I feel like a fly on the wall watching a day in the life of a Murdaugh…

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I know the United States is a whole ass mess right now, but I still think the UK should grant us access to Celebrity Traitors…we need it.

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Everybody needs to manifest positive energy and healing for Dolly, cause if she falls the world will surely fall soon after…

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@BozardCaleb Still have my framed copy on my dining room wall. So proud of all you have done! I know you will continue to walk through life tearing down walls and putting up skyscrapers in their stead.

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No one talks about this but the biggest problem with getting older is not having enough heating pads. I am at the age where I need one for my back, my knees, and for one week out the month my stomach. I’m sitting over here with one trying to divide the time like a divorced parent

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I wish I was a bread making kind of bitch…

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I said “what you talking about Willis” to my daughter…this child replies with “who’s Willis” …I have failed as a parent 🤦‍♀️

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When you stop looking at problems as obstacles and start looking at them as opportunities for growth, your mind changes with the strength it gains.

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I live the kind of life that my funeral going to have 20 people there max.

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@_Gottalovezik “The Twitter streets saying…” is a part of my regular vocabulary….

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I gave my daughter permission to go through my closet. They pulled 2 outfits, not sure if I should be grateful or insulted.

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I just started The Summer I Turned Pretty, Season 1- Episode 5, but my advice to young girls is this- If you spend all of your time looking at the boy you’re chasing, you’ll never notice the boy who is chasing you. Team Jeremiah…

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@youngfollowill What are they even teaching the kids these days…so many amazing tracks- 140 characters is simply not enough to name even a tenth of them. I adore all the Followills but Caleb’s voice sounds like an orgasm…you feel it in your soul.

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@indieyeaye What can I say, Icons gonna Icon and bad bitches gonna bad bitch….

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@_7ssssX I’m southern so I don’t even know if everybody eats this- but I just made fried squash last night and I am so mad I didn’t finish it- because it just doesn’t microwave well at all. I mean, I’ll still do it because I love fried squash but it’s not good.