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[ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

Very excited to watch my favorite athlete Erling Haaland, who I just learned existed about 3 weeks ago.

[pinned 📌 @kuntimora]

economy so bad I’m about to go in here and start selling all this shit on depop

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[** @bigguccicraigy]

spirit deadass shutdown while we was in midair we had to jump out the plane like fortnite

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

any minor irritation & i start having inner monologues like in death note

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

[Michael @TheMG3D]

“Hey, check out this AI fruit vid-“

[IG: @MACEOMULAN @maceomulan]

hot yesterday, tornado last night, cold today, pollen everywhere, & gas $3000

[madeline ☻ @madsandcheez]

and for the lady…. perhaps a gun?

[osama @0ba0sama]

this is the closest thing to gun control america has had

[irene anna❤️‍🔥 @enerianna]

I genuinely have zero idea who’s playing in the Super Bowl I only know that Bad Bunny is performing

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

whoever salts the fries at McDonald's needs to come do the roads

[Luke Beasley @lukepbeasley]

I take like 2 hours off from twitter and all the sudden Trump gave Bill Clinton a BJ?

[nancy @nancyrle]

@bageldisaster omg