Austin Ohnander

Takin life one day at a time

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

“@trutherbot: http://t.co/TBjMAhIIlx” this disgusts me

[Men’s Logic @MENSLOGlC]

Seriously

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

The worst thing about dating a Manitoban girl is I'm afraid she'll break up w/ me if I tell her we aren't related

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

“Photons travel for millions, sometimes billions, of years just to show you the stars. The least you can do is look up once in a while."

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

When life gives you lemons just say fuck the lemons and bail

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

@chelsea_poirier don't jinx yourself!

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

Happy birthday @Taylorjadee7!

[Diesel Commander @Northern_Diesel]

I wanna start sitting on a tailgate with a cooler full of beer.

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

Anyone interested in 3/4 tub of muscle pharm assault?

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

+5? You'll probably see me walking in shorts and a tee double fisting ice-caps all day. #ItsAScorcher

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

@clay_fletcher a young boy from Redvers

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

Rest in paradise Cole, you always brought a smile to the faces of anyone around you

[Austin Ohnander @nander18]

“@trutherbot: We are fulfilling Orwell's vision of a dystopian future. Feels bad, man.” @chelsea_poirier

[Hoffmann The Turkey real 🤡🌏 hours @155mmMoose]

Tim Horton's coffee cup lids are why I have trust issues.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

We don't think it's cute when you weigh 85 pounds. There's nothing sexier than a girl with nice, long, strong legs.

[Stephen Harper @stephenharper]

Like I said, #teamusa is good but #wearewinter. @BarackObama, I look forward to my two cases of beer. #CANvsUSA #Sochi2014

[jonxh @hxnoj]

PASS ON THE FLAG! #CanadianPride

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[Saskatoon Police @SaskatoonPolice]

Congrats to the SK boys (Getzlaf, Marleau, Kunitz) & all of @HC_Men on their victory over the US! #WeAreWinter #Sochi2014