Nando Herrera

I write songs for a King.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

Hypeddit Music wins for Spotify Playlist https://t.co/kv4Ck0ybt7

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@BuffTenderNews Not in the Milwaukee area. I went to check last night.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@culvers You want what you can’t have. Buffalo chicken tenders.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@CrumblCookies When is Cinnamon Toast Crunch coming back?

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@culvers Like buffalo tenders? Because I won’t come back until they come back.

[Culver’s Buffalo Tender Tracker @BuffTenderNews]

.@culvers this can all end if you do the right thing.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

So, is this what a Crypto Cyber Week sale looks like? @elonmusk, can you tweet something to get things back on track?

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@culvers Bring them back. #buffalotenders

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

I made it over a year without being denied service due to the pandemic. Thanks @ChipotleTweets, I was too overconfident in your new mask policy. I miss when everyone always had to wear masks. Things were easier back then.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Today is a great day for America in our long battle with COVID-19.

Just a few hours ago, the CDC announced they are no longer recommending that fully vaccinated people need to wear masks.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

I don’t even miss skinny jeans.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@PFChangs did you get rid of your birthday reward? #traditionruined

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

Strange thought. As a person who is from out of state … the car I currently own will never drive in my home state. It bugs me.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

Thanks for taking care of us @Delta and keeping my family together. #ZaraOnlyFliesFirst

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

You’ve never failed, and you won’t start now.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

Texting an Android user is like shipping through USPS and throwing away your tracking receipt. #greentexts

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@Thrild Growing up.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

@Saulo180 Trick question! These parties didn’t exist yet.

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

This could have saved me much heart ache in my twenties. Nothing was worse than asking for an ice cream, and the employee saying, “our machine is broke!” https://t.co/5yJcvLCmbg

[Nando Herrera @nandoherrera]

I’ve been tweeting about not being able to sleep since 2008. It’s getting old. Back then I had to end my tweets with #fb to send them to Facebook. So much has changed. Yet so little. Still can’t sleep.