Nando EZ

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@bad2sentence Immune to sarcasm!

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@bad2sentence Teh baby had 2 lazy eyes.

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@bad2sentence Was he wearing nothing but condoms?!

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@bad2sentence … I just looked at her scabies fleas and crabs.

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@awntoheena @bad2sentence Yay! Indigo children!

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@bad2sentence Eating ain’t cheating, son!

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@bad2sentence Shy, nervous, know-it-all!

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@bad2sentence Honey equals placebo

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@Kleeshitpost @Dexerto No need to ruin the taste of mangos! 🫢

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@bad2sentence Or see me sweat because women glow! Or… or…” I could see my wife’s concentration break as the sound of a tiny mouse bellowing came from her general direction.” 🤢

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@FinPhilosopher @SamsClub Try this pizza from Costco. Beat most frozen pizzas I've had. #notaffiliated #notsponsored https://t.co/s7a37S49DD

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@_realkings I thought this was a gender reveal! Like the couple left male connectors for their guests to find. 🥳

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@AilurusNova @Dexerto No such thing as solitary confinement in Asian countries, right?

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@yourrrfavdani Nothing will happen unless there's a tainted baby formula/milk scandal like China back in 2008.

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@StephTuittRules https://t.co/BMv7EjwPhB

This explains it!

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@crystallakelive @HopWtr If you stock it at Whole Foods, “they will come.” #AsparagusWater

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@AndyNY2 @HopWtr It’s like swords to plowshares: making nonalcoholic drinks versus something you have to get sober from. 😉

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@SumDudeNamedZac @bad2sentence Yes!

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@SurferRBLX @hello__caitlin I don’t see white except for the light from the open window. Only context that would make me see white and gold is if it was a wedding dress or a naval uniform. #pantone #yanny #laurel

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@jpdevleming Those are good! And I never liked to eat Arby’ with horsey sauce.