Nandor the Relentless

ready to make a change. ready to make a friend! • mdni pls • mature themes • multifandom • one of Al's • parody

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

I was looking at us on you chew and saw a comment that said I am a himbo king. where is himbo I don't remember fighting there

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

AAAAAAA

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

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[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@VAMPIRICHERUB "You are welcome..." Resist the urge to call him small, Nandor. Don't give in to the invasive thoughts, just for this one time. "Young man."

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

Ah, you have learnt this too? You know, sometimes in war, retreating is actually the best move but Nadja does not understand this. She does not have the military mindset.

[𝕮𝖗𝖆𝖛𝖊𝖓𝖘𝖜𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖍 🦇 @BUSHMANlPULATOR]

No, I 𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆 much do not recommend this method.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Okay thank you Nadja."

[꒷꒦ 𝙽𝚊𝚍𝚓𝚊 ꒦꒷ (Has seen the new eps) @HisGoodLadyWife]

What a bloody stupid donkey…

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

Sometimes when Nadja is yelling at me I just say "okay thank you Nadja" and walk away before she starts up again.

I do not recommend this method.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@VAMPIRICHERUB Yes, he was supposed to be a meal but we got to talking. Panera Bread is where I got him, perhaps you could start there.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@BUSHMANlPULATOR @HisGoodLadyWife "Didn't you already do that? Oh yes," Here comes the petty bitchface. "And now he makes teeny keychains for Wallace. Tough luck."

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@HisGoodLadyWife @BUSHMANlPULATOR He gives a tiny glower at Nadja and then drops onto the side of the bed and scooches closer to the other two, throwing his arm over Nadja, fingers grazing Laszlo's side.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

He turns his back to Guillermo so that the human can affix the cape across his shoulders.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Oh," when she pulls away he brings his hand to where she had kissed him on the cheek, trapping the kiss to his skin. "Thank you."

[Faith Lehane (Parody) @_FiveXFive_]

Words had completely escaped Lilith. Her cheeks became rosey as she felt oddly shy. Instead of speaking, the blonde approached Nandor and stood on her tip toes to tenderly kiss his cheek.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@VAMPIRICHERUB Just find a young, impressionable loser- late night storekeeps are a good source. But do not tell them that they are a loser. I mean they will probably stay but they will not go the extra mile.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Good to know." He says sarcastically.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Kinda boring." But he didn't say no. Better go get his favourite cloak, Guillermo.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@HisGoodLadyWife @BUSHMANlPULATOR Cuddle party? He will partake! Everyone knows the best spot is on top of Laszlo but he was beaten to it so now he's hovering as he scopes out the next best place.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

He's shocked.

"Then go out! And get me a virgin."

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"It's not the same." Oh so it turns out he is gonna mope.

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

@HisGoodLadyWife @BUSHMANlPULATOR Nose to the air.
"It sounds to me like you are just jealous that I still have a familiar."

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Mm." He was almost about to feel sorry for himself before he snapped out of it. He made a promise to himself 350 years ago that he would never lament the sun again! "What can you do?" Rhetorical. "Certainly not become human again."

[Nandor the Relentless @NandortheR]

"Trust me, I know what depression looks like and you are dripping with it." He points at him, flicking his finger up and down. "No offence."