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This is mostly just the place I put weird things my brain tells me are funny but are, in fact, very stupid.

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Girl dinner is a gateway drug to charcuterie boards.

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Subway sandwich idea: The Titanic™.
It’s just ice cubes on a sub sandwich, broken into two halves and covered in ‘Celine Dijon’ mustard.

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Adulting? In this economy?

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@pokejungle @GermanCityGirl

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@2500kgm3 @GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker Dang, I would’ve called it good at step 2, nicely done!

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@RBL_M1A2Tanker @GermanCityGirl @SarnaNet Most of the MechWarrior/MechCommander games are essentially abandonware at this point, nowhere to buy them for retail anymore so if you want to play them... Well, there’s really only one way to get a hold of them anymore🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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@GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker @SarnaNet A lot of the fiction skews Pro-Davion/Stiener and Anti-Kurita/Liao. Marik is... also there sometimes 🤷‍♂️. Fairly accurate @RBL_M1A2Tanker ?

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@GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker @SarnaNet I’m trying to save you the headache, haha.

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@GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker @SarnaNet Thems the ones! The fiction definitely tends towards some favoritism, lol

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@GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker @SarnaNet You could get lost for weeks looking into all the tiny worlds, alliances, subsections of larger empires, etc. just stick to the 5 Great Houses for now lol.

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@GermanCityGirl @RBL_M1A2Tanker Let me introduce you to our Lord and Savior @SarnaNet. Dig into the history if you like, I recommend starting with the Amaris Civil War and the Succession Wars. It’s a good intro into the first ‘Era’ the timeline was built from in the 80’s.

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@RBL_M1A2Tanker @GermanCityGirl You’ve played longer than me for sure, lol. I’ve played tabletop for several years but was only exposed to MechWarrior as a kid in the early 2000’s, so MW4 is my jam. Other favorites include the Hunchback and the Uziel.

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@saydlen @GermanCityGirl @thejedi One step at a time. We don’t want her brain melting just yet.

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@GermanCityGirl @thejedi @saydlen I think I can hear your wallet crying already...

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Have you ever thought about how the P in ‘coup’ is silent but the P in ‘coupe’ is not because the E is instead

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I mean the zoo didn’t have any signs saying I *COULDN’T* bring a laser pointer so really this lifetime ban is their fault.

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Why does my Go-Gurt sound like an angry conservative yelling at a liberal?

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I march to the beat of my own drum, which is probably why I was so bad at marching band.

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I’m going to open the worlds first all-you-should-eat buffet. It’s exactly like an all-you-CAN-eat buffet, except the waiters give you dirty looks when you go up for your third plate.

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Is a BLT a Bacon sandwich with Tomato, or a Tomato sandwich with Bacon? The lettuce is obviously irrelevant.