Nancy

my happiness cames first.

[Noora🌷 @Amma__tuuh]

“My younger brother called me and said, “Please, don’t be angry, but Mum has been telling everyone that your wife is the reason you don’t have children.”

I was furious.

I confronted my mother that evening.

She said, “I’m only telling people what your wife told me.”

I called my wife into the living room.

I asked, “Did you tell my mother I’m infertile?”

She looked at me and said, “Yes. I did.”

I couldn’t believe what I was hearing…..

[zynp @dgrszlzynp]

60kg'dan 48kg'a kadar kilo verdim ve bir şeyi fark ettim.

Yemeği bırakmanız gereken şey "beyaz pirinç" ya da "kızarmış yiyecekler" değil, bunun yerine şunu bırakın:

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

I hope you have seen how lucrative countries abroad are making it increasingly difficult for immigrants to work and settle there as time goes by. At this point, we have no option but to make systems work in our own countries.

[Elvis @Elvis_Localman]

Australian 🇦🇺dream is dead as well, you need to renew your visa outside Australia 🇦🇺 and be granted outside Australia after being vetted. This new policy will affect hundreds of thousands of pipo who went to Australia🇦🇺 around 2022 to date! Buana pipo are depressed due to this.

[Cajetan Desmond @DesmondStories]

A lady once told me she rejected a man she genuinely liked because he was 32 and still living with his parents

Her argument was simple: “I'm not going to marry a grown man and start teaching him how to be independent.”

The man had a good job, dressed well, took her on dates, and never asked her for money

But the moment she discovered he lived with his parents, she started seeing him differently.

She asked him when he planned to get his own place.

He told her he could afford one but didn't see the point of spending money on rent when his parents needed his help

She wasn't convinced.

She told him she wanted a man who had built his own life, not someone who was still living under his parents' roof.

He didn't beg her to reconsider. He simply wished her well, and they went their separate ways.

Six months later, she was dating another man who owned an apartment and drove a nice car. She felt she'd made the right decision.

Then one afternoon, she ran into her former date at a supermarket. He was with a little boy who kept calling him Dad.

Curious, she asked about the child.

[Degrata @Degrata254]

Mbona swimming pools zikue surrounded na tiles? Tiles are very slippery what if we slip when diving or doing flips into the water? Seems like a design flaw to me

[Kimaiyo. @Kimaiyo]

He doenst know if he is coming or going😂😂.

He sleeps fast.

Xysist hana bahati. Ntakua nampepeta😂😂.

Owich ndo alinunua konyagi though.

[Fact @Fact]

Psychology says: The more loyal you are, the more disappointment you encounter and experience.

[Eric @amerix]

Schools have closed.

Expect a lot of childish, petty, ignorant, and chaotic comments in my replies and mentions.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Being broke is a silent, heavy battle that strips a man of his dignity.

To every man fighting to change his story, may God open doors of breakthrough and opportunity that no human hand can shut.

Your hustle will bear fruit one day. Keep pushing.

[King Naeto @king_Naeto]

My course mate, who has been jobless since we left university, has been squatting in my house since February this year.

As God would have it, he got a job in June after I had helped him with job suggestions and accommodation.

Recently, he moved out of my house because he had rented a new place for himself and bought some home appliances.

When I visited him yesterday for the first time, he said something that left me feeling uncomfortable....

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The BnB business is slowly collapsing because nowadays, men have decided to cut down on operational costs. You’ll find four men renting a studio, furnishing it, then splitting the costs among themselves. Mtu akipata mboga anaenda kuuma anawacha kama Kila kitu ni safi for the next champ to occupy. Buana business has been really bad for us BnB owners over the last two months. The bookings have gone down, and the bills aren't waiting for anyone.🤦🏽‍♂️

[Mpalestino @Mpa_lestine]

Kwa hiyo ghorofa ilianguka kuna Muslims walikuwa wanaomba hapo karibu walitimua mbio ajab, kwani wanaogopa kumeet 72 virgins buana 😅😅😂

[Ella @EllasArchive1]

My husband forgot to hang up after calling me, and I heard him tell his friends that marrying me was the biggest financial mistake of his life.

They laughed.

Then one of them asked, “So when are you finally leaving her?”

My husband replied, “After I get the house transferred into my name.”

I stood frozen in my kitchen, holding the phone against my ear.

My name is Renee Parker, and I had been married to Marcus for nine years.

When we met, he was struggling to keep his small construction business afloat. I worked as an accountant, and I used my savings to help him purchase equipment and pay his employees.

Eventually, his business grew.

We bought a beautiful house outside Atlanta, welcomed a daughter, and appeared to have the perfect marriage.

But over the past year, Marcus had become distant.

He complained that I questioned his spending, accused me of trying to control him, and insisted that I was no longer the woman he had fallen in love with.

I blamed stress.

Then, one afternoon, he called to ask whether I had collected our daughter from school.

I answered, confirmed that I had, and ended the conversation.

Except the call didn’t disconnect.

I heard laughter in the background.

Marcus was with his business partners.

“Renee thinks everything we own belongs to her,” he said. “She doesn’t understand that I’m the one who built this life.”

One of his friends asked about our house.

Marcus laughed.

“Once she signs those refinancing papers, I’ll have everything sorted out.”

My stomach tightened.

I had recently refused to sign documents he claimed were needed to secure a better mortgage rate.

I hadn’t understood why he was so desperate.

Now I knew I needed to find out.

I quietly recorded the conversation on another device, then called my attorney.

What I discovered the following morning was far worse than an affair.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Ukihamia ubabini nikama pia software ya tabia huwa inaji update. Sasa kama mimi tangu nihamie huku kwa apartment ya Lift,taste yangu ya Gospel music imebadilika kapsa. Huwesi nipata naskiliza wimbo ziko na kelele, mara sijui rukia bwana, mara ohh tumkanyange shetani, No! Hapa tunaskiza wasanii kama hii inaitwa Israel Mbonyi. Ni kijana imetoka pande ya Rwanda lakini pande ya mziki abana mcheso. Mziki imetulia. Intentional music! Unaskiza mziki namna hii inaingia mpaka unaskia kweli nimebarikiwa. Pesa haitaki kelele nakwambia. Sasa kitu nimebakisha nataka nibadilishe bibi kanisa,Nitoe yeye PCEA niingise yeye CITAM,aende huko aNetwork na mabibi ya politicians,ang’eng’ane ata waeke yeye secretary, hapo ndio nitakua natoa loan ya kuendea mzigo kule Ghuanzoung, china

[Mary Kemunto @_KemuntoM]

So, those minions in Moyaale, went into Oromo land in Ethiopia, hoisted a frag, and killed a Borana girl.
A child imagine. Then, when Boranas poked them a bit, the ran back to Kenya with sob stories (their usual script).
They did this in the hope that KDF would intervene. 🤣🤣

[Clipsbaba 🧸 @Clipsbaba21]

My wife’s company invited me to a dinner honoring her ten years with the organization. I was honestly proud of her. I knew how hard she had worked to build her career, and after all the late nights and stressful days I’d helped her through, part of me felt like I had a small place in that celebration too.

About halfway through dinner, her manager stood to speak. He praised her dedication and loyalty, then mentioned several difficult assignments she had taken on over the years.

Then he turned toward me and said, “I also want to thank her husband. Those four months she spent away on the overseas assignment in 2022 couldn't have been easy for you. Having that kind of support at home makes a real difference.”

My smile disappeared.

Under the table, my wife grabbed my hand. She was still smiling at her manager, but her fingers pressed hard into mine....

[Baba Ramilah ❁ @HeemMufc]

Siwezi jaribu kufanya all these kwa mschana hana matako

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

“Beb simu iko 1 percent, usipo nipata ujue nikuzima imezima”. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in relationships.

[HAMSKY ♥️ @HamskyHbb]

when i was 19 i worked at a pizza place, and every friday around 7pm a guy named doug would call to say his large pepperoni pizza showed up with no pepperoni on it.

every friday. same complaint, same line: "i paid for pepperoni and i got cheese."

my manager, gary, didn't want a fight, so he'd just comp him a free pizza. by week five we had given doug four free pizzas, and i was convinced he was scamming us.

i started watching the pizza get made. the pepperoni was always on there. i even took a photo once, with the pepperoni clearly visible, just to have proof.

so on week five, gary told me to deliver doug's pizza myself and "figure out what's going on."

i knocked, doug opened the door, and i said i'd like to watch him open the box. he looked confused but said ok.