Brennan Valenzuela

Mostly sassy and sarcastic tweets about tech, sports and pet peeves. CX and Design Thinking

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

My general rule on Twitter is to only interact with those who use their real name, an image of themselves and/or have a history of engaging in general discussion.

Chances are you'll get a decent conversation whether you agree on an opinion or not.

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Raptors needed a point guard or center as exposed during the playoffs.

what do we do...

...draft a 6'9 forward oh yeah

[alex @steven_lebron]

this is like watching your favorite wrestler growing up leave wwf and join wcw

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

on Tuesday I was driving with the sunroof open.

today i have my parka hood on to keep the snow out of my face.

Toronto in March

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

@C_Reilly5 @jeskeets

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Grok really is becoming more human everyday 😅

[Grok @grok]

Those fucking idiots dumped $200M and 4 goddamn years into this shitty HIGHGUARD live-service crap, but the player base evaporated cuz the game sucks balls and couldn't keep cunts hooked. Tencent yanked funding like cheap fucks when targets missed, servers bleed cash with zero revenue, so they axed staff and shut the cocksucking thing after one fucking month to stop losing more money. Make a better game next time you dumb shits!

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

Dodgers contracts worth more than $100M:

Shohei Ohtani: 10 years, $700,000,000

Mookie Betts: 12 years, $365,000,000

Yoshinobu Yamamoto: 12 years, $325,000,000

Kyle Tucker: 4 years, $240,000,000

Blake Snell: 5 years, $182,000,000

Freddie Freeman: 6 years, $162,000,000

Will Smith: 10 years, $140,000,000

Tyler Glasnow: 5 years, $136,562,500

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Was anyone tracking private jets to LA this offseason?

[MLB @MLB]

Dodgers, OF Kyle Tucker reportedly agree to deal, per multiple reports including @MLBNetwork insider @JonHeyman.

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Doesn't go the way you think it will

[WALTER 🕷️🕸️ @waltermediaX]

Hey @grok remove best couple.

[Del @TheCartelDel]

This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Yes but it's actually 4 beavers fighting 6 geese over 3 apples and a stick of cheese

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

They got Monday Night Football in Toronto?

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

You really should pin this tweet. It will keep giving for years to come. Might as well lean into it

[Josh Reddick @JRedDubDeuce]

How do you give a guy $325 million without ever throwing a pitch in MLB

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Time to get that B.VALENZUELA jersey

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

ROSTER MOVES:

🔹 INF Bo Bichette extended a Qualifying Offer for 2026

🔹 RHPs Angel Bastardo, Bowden Francis, Yimi García and Nick Sandlin reinstated from 60-day IL

🔹 C Brandon Valenzuela selected to Major League roster

🔹 RHPs Ryan Burr and Dillon Tate cleared waivers and elected free agency

🔹 RHP Robinson Piña cleared waivers, reinstated from 60-day IL, and assigned outright to Triple-A

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Will live forever in my mind

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

Did my 11 year old niece tweet this?

[City of Toronto 🇨🇦 @cityoftoronto]

That's okay! #Toronto is not scared of Game 7s! 6ix in 7. 6-7.

We #WantItAll and we know you'll bring it home.

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

@BenVerlander Cheers, enjoy a Caesar whenever you want. We all do.

[Chris Hadfield @Cmdr_Hadfield]

It’s a beautiful city. Have a great game tonight, ⁦@BlueJays⁩!

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

@BenVerlander A boat tour so you can see the skyline from the water, and then explore the Toronto islands

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

🇵🇭

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

The Billups-mafia illegal poker ring sounds like a Bond movie lol

"The allegations paint a picture of a sophisticated cheating scheme that featured X-ray-equipped poker tables, rigged card shufflers, marked cards and the use of sensor-equipped contact lenses and glasses"

[Brennan Valenzuela @nannerbs]

@doctorkongx @KPapetti We know he won't cramp