nanog elevator

statements made by the network engineering elite in elevators,stripclubs,brothels,and boardrooms.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

Its spooky router season!
Don't forget to update your route filters and check them for bats or spiders.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

@tagaresunil @elonmusk Prime opportunity for Twitter to build new cable system? Existing options are suppressing conservative speech at web scale. I know just the man to lead this…

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

It’s 2022: traffic still isn’t a measure of a successful IXP.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

Good day. Kept some Nazis on my CDN. Rescued a white nationalist. Had dinner with Steve Bannon. Inspired by the Proud Boys doing important work. Went to a MAGA rally. Solid every day.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

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[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

Transit. You’re selling transit.

[DE-CIX North America @DECIX_US]

DE-CIX #NorthAmerica now offers one connection to reach #global networks from our #NewYork and #Dallas #IXs. Learn more about our GlobePEER Remote solution in our latest newsletter here: https://t.co/q3mlpn3Jkz

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

@DrPeering Only two peering coordinators allowed in the elevator at a time, please

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

How does the ‘vator get some of that sweet, sweet Rebekah Mercer cash?

[Kevin Matossian @kevin_matossian]

Hey folks, the message below is in response to recent traffic. I hope this clears up any misconceptions out there. Or at least begins a healthy dialogue.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

@OCGFiber keeps it real.

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

Here's an idea, why don't you give me $125, and we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

Here's an idea, why don't you give me 75€, and we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!

[James Cornman @jizaymes]

Or they’re in on it 🤔

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

@DataCenters_QTS See you in the ICU! Pandemic, PLANdemic.

[O'Reilly Infrastructure & Ops @OReillyInfraOps]

Get your free copy of Network Automation at Scale by @mirceaulinic & @whiteinge - compliments of @Cloudflare https://t.co/xk4tBvkKwC

[NYNOG @wearenynog]

We have a special gift for attendees of NYNOG #7... A copy of Network Automation at Scale by @mirceaulinic complements of @Cloudflare

We have a limited quantity, so arrive early to secure your copy!

#networkautomation #sdn #networkengineering #nyctech

[Salt Project @Salt_Project_OS]

Published more #SaltConf17 talk video recordings today. Don't miss the talk from @mirceaulinic of @Cloudflare (the SaltStack 2017 Contributor of the Year) on network automation with SaltStack. Get access to all #SaltConf17 videos here: https://t.co/76GLKTeIsD

[Ergyn Sadiku @ergynsadiku]

Looking forward to spending my weekend reading Network Automation at Scale by @mirceaulinic compliments of @Cloudflare #networkautomation

[Martin J. Levy @mahtin]

Network Automation at Scale by @mirceaulinic from @Cloudflare & Seth House from @SaltStack. Don’t do networking by hand! #Salt #SaltStack #NAPALM #NetYANG

[✈️ Executive Startup Jobs @AllExecJobs]

.@Cloudflare is hiring 👉 Network Automation Manager (Lisboa) https://t.co/8pWIhn3tx5

[nanog elevator @NANOGElevator]

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