Naomi Berg

wife life. mom life. best life.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@xoandynicole and it got a lot more difficult now that I have a child. I just want all my kin closer!

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@xoandynicole i do! Im from Montreal and live in the Bay Area. It for sure is easier with friends, but I always miss my mom.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@xoandynicole I understand to no end! It's really hard. Makes family visiting so sweet, but always too short.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer forgetting I had posted it. #alittleshameinthisgame

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@rosadona just discovering every part of everything, everywhere, anytime in the whole world.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer I've totally scrolled down Instagram and liked my own pictures. Of my baby. #aintnoshameinthisgame

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@MattyPRAYS I cannot wrap my head around this. This is why I stay at home with Soren. Trust no one. Except friends and family. So angry.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@javjavjav what about eyelashes on headlights?

[Ellis McPickle @javjavjav]

I'd like to understand the thought process behind "I want to purchase a yellow car"

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

I thought for sure Soren had forgotten about the wonder pets. He has not. -__-

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

Selfie videos on Instagram have taught me one thing: you don't talk like that in real life, people.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@Stafturd what if one is really weird looking? You'd better off with just one I think.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

You know your herbal tea is good for you when you start smelling like a middle eastern dish.

[Michael Schmid @MichaelSchmid_]

AMBER ALERT: Mother who threatened suicide & to kill her 3 kids (1, 3 & 5) in VW Van with NV plates 492-YKA. May be in DFW, TX. Pls retweet.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@xoandynicole so funny I was ranting about this with a friend last night too. "Fruit has sugar, therefore it's bad for you" 😖

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer and I meant our children. The French in me comes out too often :)

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer I fucking love medical science because 1000 years ago we would have died and our child too. Mind blown.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer so I didn't have the opportunity to even think about having a vag birth.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer I think it's because I never went into labor/no fluid left/not dilated; for me there was no other options.

[Naomi Berg @naomi_berg]

@TheDoeOrTheDeer @arrowandapple furthermore, anyone who shames a woman into how they gave birth; go fuck yourself 👼