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Hummingbird Barkeep

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WHAT the fuck america #election2016

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Another day spent online w Apple support re update bugs. I suggest new slogan: Apple: It's all fun & games until someone loses an i

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New urban subspecies discovered: Block Party Bridezilla

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Biking with a big dog on leash... Pedal assist or recipe for eating shit?

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How a 5'3 person gets a hummingbird down from a 20' window without a ladder... Once I got it cupped… http://t.co/s0h2nVfTZJ

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Did you know William S. Burroughs was also a painter? I'm selling this piece I inherited: http://t.co/FMJwxNXJtc Any buyers?

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I used 2 babysit Maisie of @flushtheseries The baby whose diapers I changed is all grown up & making a web series set in bathrooms. So cool!

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2014 #prismprize goes to my deserving sis @BockKai YAY! Her finely tuned sensitivity moves us to tears w/ this video http://t.co/P8hPlFrbgt

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"Awww… Or ew?" -Niece Thalia, age 4, debating how 2 feel about CU footage of freshly hatched hummingbirds. @BockKai Auntie Em wish u here xx

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@LizaHerz @jen_thompson I know, right?! The word "marcelled" produces the synesthetic effect of rose petals falling on my head.

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@scottcolbourne Right… I am Sherlocked...

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Arrgh Hakim Optical, it's not "two pair" that you're offering. It's two PAIRS, plural! So much for glasses making you look smart...

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I've been asked to be on a film fest jury… Several weeks/months of watching documentaries soon to be my reality :)

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And then this happened http://t.co/OYUtHEA8nr

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What a way to start the day... And what a week to be a Canadian hockey fan. #gold #moregold http://t.co/c62UERydgO

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Hey Putin - re. your opening ceremony Olympic rings glitch - that one snowflake that they couldn't transform? That was the gay one.

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Burn baby burn
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I thought SF had crazy piercings. But way up here on Galiano Island there's this guy. #1stResponderTrainingNite

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@BockKai Next time I'm anywhere close to cockroach country, I'll be sleeping with earplugs, inside a mosquito net http://t.co/4p9M8MZGSW

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Burning one's cleavage with a drip of hot gravy is a pretty low-class injury. I don't think the fact it was miso gravy helps at all.