Nomes

still don’t know what I want to be when I grow up

[Nomes @naomidthomas]

I've watched this gif so much this week I'm obsessed

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Nancy Cartwright does the voices of 7 different Simpsons characters.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

this is ur captain speaking

[... - ..- 𝚂𝚝𝚞 @_Alfista]

few days ago I replied to a tweet, saying that my local Timpsons guy was a legend, uber helpful beyond his job remit, always cheery & up for a chat with customers. We often talk F1 & Alfa Romeo (he has a 147 that needs work, is SORN no MOT). Yesterday he called me over to him 1/n

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I get the bus to work each morning, and I have a favourite seat. There's an old lady who sometimes gets on before me, and claims my prized spot. I've never felt so much hatred towards someone I've never spoken to.

[KATY PERRY @katyperry]

don’t worry guys i found my seat

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

My taxi driver didn't speak much English but seemed to love English football, so we were just bombing along whilst he named English teams and random players and I nodded or shook my head.

Probably in my top 10 conversations.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I hated peas as a child so my mother would hide a pea in my roast dinners every sunday. Every week I would finish my dinner, then victoriously leave the solitary pea alone on the plate.
I'm 44 now and yesterday she confessed that she actually used to hide two peas. The twat.

[Dean @D2O0J02]

Everyone at 3pm today #emergencyalert #emergencyalertuk

[🍉🫧Jinx🫧 @TheMistyKoala]

Somebody already said this but
Me after every episode of #Yellowjackets

[Nomes @naomidthomas]

Vote for Naboo! 🖤 #KingCat #CutePet #CutestCat https://t.co/DZzlksbHiT

[Nomes @naomidthomas]

The BEST 👏 #MAFSAUS

[E4 @E4Tweets]

Bet he’s regretting that shirt #MAFSAU

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Classic.