Naomi Falk

22 | your typical english-major-turned-barista ☕ | Writer | I like words 📖 | Current favorite word: ubiquitous

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

What's a hobby that you have that's not related to writing at all?
For me, it's playing clarinet 🎶
#WritingCommunity

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

got so stuck on today's spelling bee I tried to do the mcdonalds jingle

[Make Some Noise @MakeSomeNoiseDO]

TOMORROW - MAKE SOME NOISE IS BACK AND THE NOISE BOYS RETURN! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

The most impressive part of tonight's Game Changer episode was Jacob reading Gianmarco's mind by watching his throat

Funniest part of the episode was the subsequent zoom-in on Gianmarco's throat

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

@GianmarcoSoresi This is my favorite series of yours

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

@GianmarcoSoresi Not sure if it's technically ethical to take comfort in this, but probably someone is thinking the same thing watching your standup videos

[bren ✮ @dorkdiazries]

grace reiter can do SNL but SNL could NEVERRRR do the hunger games (but better)

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

New Blog Post!!

This week, I talk about Star Trek and the new HP series trailer.

Read it here: https://t.co/1yXmXLlXda

[lila 🫧く⁠コ⁠:⁠彡 @dopposflower]

i had to illustrate this

[matt @mattymusgraves]

One week away from seeing the word protein on these

[augustine🎓 @stargirlBaird]

when you guys read shampoo bottle instructions do you imagine yourselves as the shampoo or as the scalp

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

Do you ever discover something weird/nerdy that you know you would be interested in, but you can't be interested in it because if you have one more weird interest then you would actually be Weird™ for real? (I've started watching barbershop quartet videos)

[ᡏᠠᡅᡆᡛᡄᠴ Mayo-Mainz @MayoMainz]

The real answer to this stem vs humanities debate is that no one reads and everyone is bad at math

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

New Blog Post!!

This week, read about my new expensive hobby (coffee)

Read it here: https://t.co/IKKEKZic3A

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

It is sad to me that my retweets don't appear on my main feed anymore. How am I going to show people I have a great sense of humor now? Actually write my own posts??

[abbey⭐️ @faireebread]

ai makes me miss the bitmoji characters teachers used to use in their power points

[🏳️‍⚧️ Gabagool 🏳️‍🌈 @i_am_gabagool]

i used to know a girl with the last name kirk who complained about getting a lot of star trek jokes. i wonder if she misses those now

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

Anybody who says "pop" is just wrong

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

I made a second shaken espresso later with much less milk and it looked a lot better; unfortunately I did not take a picture

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

Experimented with cold foam and shaken espressos today

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

In my barista era ✨☕

[Naomi Falk @naomifalk]

@emilykmay I'm still here! Joined twitter in 2020 and still mad I didn't get to experience it in like 2014