Naomi Brenman

Have you ever wondered what life is about? You could search the world and never figure it out.

[Sam 🌊🌊🌊 @sam_oshins]

[total eclipse of the heart plays slowly in the background...]

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

I have a paper cut and tbh it's the worst part of conference week so far

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

I am going to murder the people at the picnic table. I CAN HEAR YOU THROUGH MY WINDOW ITS A SUNDAY

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

@naomireginaz I will never ever trust her

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Some girl in my Spanish class didn't know how to say gasoline because she'd never heard Daddy Yankee's modern classic, Gasolina

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

The whole metro north smelled like beer and now tekserve smells like beer, I wonder if it's me...

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

@Sita_BoBita free wifi in starbs! #ourlordandsavior

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

My dad described drinking gin as "sliding down a slide made of pine needles"

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@naomireginaz I am so so curious though. I can't wait to watch it

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

I got an email about a kickstarter for a webseries that shows "the underbelly of the yoga community" and I have never hated anything more

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Eating duck for dinner with my parents and I keep having to remind myself not to bring up duck penises

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Carrying an 18 rack alone around manhattan is way different than carrying one back from the mob

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Guy sitting next to me left his laptop and headphones on the table when he went to the bathroom but I just want to steal a bite of his scone

[Sam 🌊🌊🌊 @sam_oshins]

“@MedievalReacts: When your parents won't let you out because your outfit is too revealing http://t.co/3tBVwkCHqK” too real.

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Steve: "Name a bird that starts with the letter P"
Lady: "Flamingo!"

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

"Name something made out of leather that a wife would use to beat her husband" -- most specific Family Feud question ever

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Has anyone else noticed that the pub is calling burritos a "new and exciting concept"

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

I got an email from JetBlue telling me it's our one year anniversary and as a present I still have to pay for my own ticket?

[Naomi Brenman @naomireginaz]

Guy sitting across from me in starbs is drinking a strawberry smoothie and reading the post and I cannot for the life of me figure him out