naotalba, esq.

I post tmi, juvenile jokes, and love for the members of Fall Out Boy. Now with added guinea pigs. You want to read that? she/her

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My next tattoo will be a scroll over my heart that says, "kind of a dick"

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Guys, be honest: who is going to buy this toy that dances to Patrick Stump’s music?

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@daisygrenade You played like 5 minutes after doors opened. Pretty sure anyone who didn’t want to hear your set could manage to avoid it 🙄

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@WWWYFest My dude, if you don’t have a job that gives you paid vacation and enough extra cash to go both days, how can you even call yourself an elder emo?

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So Patrick Stump is rocking Obi-Wan’s mullet from Attack of the Clones, and I love it. 10/10, no notes

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@WWWYFest Me, planning the trip: where the party at Friday night in Vegas, between @CobraStarship on Thursday and 2 days of festivals? It’s gonna be lit!!! 🔥 🔥🔥

My old ass, on Friday: gets a massage and is so relaxed I go to bed at 9pm 💤🛌😴

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@danaeart @GabrielSaporta Vegas, a preshow for @WWWYFest

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@GabrielSaporta It was, I have the neon eyes to prove it

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I’m so pumped for @WWWYFest that I went to the thrift store and got Seven For All Mankind skinny jeans

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Thinking about adding Elton John’s “Your Song” but not sure it fits

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Im making a playlist of 70’s love songs, any suggestions?

So far I’ve got:
Annie’s Song, John Denver
Kathy’s Song, Simon and Garfunkel
Danny’s Song, Loggins and Messina

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Yeah, I wore my knee high converse through TSA.

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@KatherineAmyRos The hideous print is all that is needed to identify it, if you are the kind of person who goes to a Pete wentz signing in a 15+year old sweatshirt from his clothing company

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Bringing my classic Clan sweatshirt back

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So who’s going to split a room with me?

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@NobleValerie For work, not fun, unfortunately. Up and back to San Jose today. About to head back to the airport.

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Business idea: a cart selling very small cups of coffee to gulp in long airport security lines

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tttyg - pros and cons
cork tree - slept with
ioh - bang the doldrums
folie - west coast smoker
srar - phoenix
ab/ap - twin skeletons
mania - young and menace
smfs - smfs

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quote with your favorite song from each of fall out boy’s full length studio albums I’ll go first

tttyg - patron saint
cork tree - sophomore slump
ioh - after life of the party
folie - tiffany blews
srar - rat a tat
ab/ap - the kids aren’t alright
mania - wilson
smfs - ten years

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•Pinkers: Physical touch. Specifically head rubbing.
•Clair: Acts of service. She trains you in gymnastics & night vision (unless you want to trip & fall)
•Horchata: Giving gifts. She is always careful to make sure her vomit is in your path, yet concealed for a surprise

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My cats and their ways of expressing their love:
•Lead (new cat): Words of affirmation. She tells you how much she loves you as you pet her.
•Horseradish: Quality time. Sitting quietly side by side in a sunny windowsill.