Napalm Says

Wisdom nuggets from 50 years of bus living, globetrotting, and general roadidom. With a brittish accent.

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"He still thinks it's for pissing through."

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To one of his truck drivers as he is leaving: "don't hit a bridge!"

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Who came first?

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Rumpy pumpy in the morning!

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You've got the perfect opportunity for ass here. Shaking hands with the bishop.

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We need to know: are you still a virgin? Have you ever have a piece? Has the purple headed sabor ever gone between the Gene Autry saddlebags

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You'd be up her like a rat up a drain.

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He's a shagbag. As long as it has a heartbeat he's in.

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What's that on your head? Are you trying to become a pirate now?

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Play some Grandfunk Railroad.

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Responding to music he doesn't like on the bus: "what is this band, Razorturd?"

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To the entire bus: "if any if you had a brain you'd be dangerous."

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"Eat more pie. That wasn't a piece. That was an apology."

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Referencing the banana creme pie he brought on the bus: "well get it in you already!"

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Lighting director attacked by accountant. "What's she doing to you?!? Is she detweeting you!?!

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Re: local security guard. "If he were coming to my house. I'd set it on fire."

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"Why is he thicker than a concrete slab!?!"

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"People like that need exterminating"

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"Best frontman ever" (Robert Plant) "look a that, oozing sex" bus: what about Freddy Mercury? "Freddy Mercury was a woofer, pillow biter!"