Corey

HEXOFFENDER - DIØXIDE

[VinceMcMahonGoogling @VinceGoogling]

WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE KIDS AT MY DOOR

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@nostrilexposure I’m just surprised you’re actually buying beer

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

The HEXOFFENDER band chat got so out of hand that Dave had to make a second one just for all the stupid memes we send each other.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@DixonHolz I used to walk into a store with four debit cards and swipe them all and walk away with smokes at 16 in a catholic uniform

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

That feeling when another drummer says they’ll bring their kit and you can use it.

[powdered toast man @nostrilexposure]

macaroni salad slaps

[powdered toast man @nostrilexposure]

corey and i went on a hike and on our way back we saw someone perched atop a log taking a shit i notice him right away i snicker abit corey says what i say dude look over and goes what the fuck

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

I’m watching South Park and wrestling at the same time. I am a teenage boy.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

Had a dream my band played a chucky cheese and all my friends where there.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

Snoop Dog is the fuckin man

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@AuntieCimex That’s what I was thinking. I remember watching them when I was a kid but gave up at four I think whenever the fuck that came out.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

The first men in black still hold up. Gonna watch the second one now and eat Taco Bell. Thanks.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

Yo heel @realrubysoho is kinda fucking sick.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

I met Austin Mathews last night

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

Finally got my shitty snowblower to work for a total of five minutes before it crapped out. So I had to switch to a shovel that ended up breaking two minutes into shovelling. The universe is testing me this week.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

Girl at my work said she likes lord of the rings because it’s historically accurate. You best believe I made fun of her.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

If I wasn’t so hungover I still wouldn’t watch the Super Bowl

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@publicmultch This pissed me off

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@t33n_idle_ He drives too.

[Corey @napalmtothebone]

@brendan905 Wait.. that movie with Micheal Cera? Dude, it sucked.