nara

20 any pronouns i burp super loudly

[nara @naraismeowing]

just drank a fuck ton a milk. burped. will burp again

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz yes. its freedom.

[nara @naraismeowing]

drinkin hard cider while pissing

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz thank you Davv. i hope you enjoy a beer on the shitter one day too <3 its freeing

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz Davv i’m gonna need you to rate how funny this twitter interaction was on a scale from 1-10.
Or else i’m gonna tell B-Yahu you don’t like isreal.

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz Davv i wipe my cooch once and scrub my hands like i’m about to perform surgery. Davv, Dear Pal, you’re underestimating me pal.
Hide from ya mama, not me bud. i

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz Davv. lets say hypothetically , i was in your home, hypothetically Davv -
and i took a hypothetical piss with a hypothetical drink in my hand.
How would you feel Dav? HM?

[nara @naraismeowing]

why is there so much porn here, computa delete the porn on heaaa

[nara @naraismeowing]

my dog scratches my bathroom door till i open it for her and she just kinda stares at me like this while i’m shitting

[nara @naraismeowing]

NO YOU CANNOT SEE IT SHHH

[nara @naraismeowing]

i took a vid of my feet while i was in the ER a few months ago. yes they were painted black and YES i was there for psychiatric issues.

[nara @naraismeowing]

twitter hates me

[nara @naraismeowing]

pic of me in da ER. worst shit ever bruh. they sent my ahhh home. which. lowkey i’m super happy about. i also just farted rn.

[nara @naraismeowing]

4 shots of espresso with creamer AND spicy food? dude my poor fuckin porcelain BOWL. send ur prayers to said porcelain shitter down below

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Milcoso9un baby fever wore off. so did the alcohol.

[nara @naraismeowing]

y tf is baby fever a thing and why do i wanna get pregnant rn

[nara @naraismeowing]

@Xoduzz dont ask dude i was super drunk. i do NOT want a kid . baby fever is JOEVER

[nara @naraismeowing]

i thibk about beer and hard ciders on a hot ass day and then i cum
in my pants

[nara @naraismeowing]

HAH!! YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS!! gonna have my TITS!! on tbis account.. well no i’m gonna talk about beer a lot and shitpost sorry