Narahy🫶🏽

puro pa dela como los aviones ✈️

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[niña chillona :‹ @c666rnepodrida]

and if youve ever had uncut latino dick w a pink tip then you know why.

[the Virgo that Leon can't even explain @hbfromkc_]

@_itstaylormarie @theidi_ well shit bitch you did not lie 😂

[pablonoma☆ @pablonomaaa]

guapa te recomiendo un vaso de agua cuando te despiertes en vez de los 3 jalones al vape de guanabana que te echas

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

The dog in me wants to eat chocolate and die

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

se pasó de vrg y yo de pndja

[basil @blis5ful]

just ran some aarons

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 3:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[autist @litteralyme0]

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year”

Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

ya aprendí a irme a la vrg a la primera y no en 4 años como la ultima vez

[kiss @ttslexxa]

De hecho yo le enseñé a llorar a la llorona

[gustavo @biciclotimia]

De qué color son los calzones para que nadie te esté chingando la madre en el año.

[Jimmy @doritoznegroz]

Algún colombiano que me preste dinero para navidad y ya en Enero que me mate.

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Nigga looks like he’s about to float towards the scent of a freshly baked pie

[altheboss @AlTheBoss03]

Leaving the DMV with no ID because I forgot to bring my umbilical cord & the Declaration of Independence.

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

january me would not believe the fucking life
i have lived this year

[DivineMercy! @divinemerctw]

Te bote remix

[nai @naii9x]

boy fuck you and those big brown eyes and plump lips and and and and

[g @34rths]

Can I have the light you stole from my eyes back or

[Junior h @asheeeboouu]

Te amé y fue un error