Narcoleptic Nacho

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

Three years ago I went to the gynecologist for an annual exam. He got on the computer to look up my chart/past appointments while saying: “Alright, alright. When was the last time we played?” I still think about it.

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

I had a dream last night that I owned a pizzeria. I only made pizzas in the shape of big toes, with a big pepperoni for the toenail.

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

Anthony can go shit in his hat.

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Anthony is so mean.

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How did sticks get his nickname “sticks”? #LivePDNation #livepdwatchparty #livepd

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The continent of America. #LivePD #LivePDFamily #LivePDNation

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Where is Tom Morris Jr tonight?! I can’t see him! #camouflage #LivePD #LivePDFamily #LivePDNation #livePDfans

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

“Been keepin myself safe for 31 years.” More than I can say for myself, buddy. #livepdwatchparty #livepdnation #livepd

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Petition to raise treat salary for all the good boy/girl dogs on live Pd #livepd #LivePDNation #livepdrollcall #livepdwatchparty

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Did that guy just walk start his car? #LivePD #LivePDNation #livepdwatchparty

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Officer in Rhode Island has a hyper extended knee! #LivePDNation #LivePD #livepdwatchparty

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The noise boy is back. #livepd #LivePDNation

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@LivePdFans dan what happened to your arm sleeve of tattoos? Didn’t we just see one??

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@LivePDNation where’s lt Kennedy been? #LivePD #LivePDNation #livepdwatchparty #livepdrollcall

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Petition for hosts to have dance battle in control room #livepd #livepdwatchparty

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How about instead of putting calories on food labels we put a “if I were to spill this all over my couch how would I get the stain out?” section? #ideas

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

It’s Kawhi’s world and we are all just living in it.

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

Gen Z @ the pool: “omg if I ever lost my luggage I would be so angry I would cry, but like tears of anger. That’s like all my good clothes.” #genzatthepool

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Gen Z @ the pool: “and I was all like, yeah I feel that” #genzatthepool

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

^in a these damn kids way. Not in a racist way.

[Narcoleptic Nacho @narcolpticnacho]

These damn gen z foreigners. SPEAK ENGLISH!