Narddog

welcome to my crib

[Nehal @nehalmisra]

being a silly girl is so important for my mental health. i must be silly or i will spiral

[relatable @byreIatable]

It's gotten to the point where I can't even call it "procrastinating" anymore, I should just be calling it "jeopardizing my future"

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Remember, people can’t use you if you’re useless.

[drishti @drishti3693]

watching #TheBachelor finale and it seems kind of familiar...?

[thomas 🍌 @perfectsweeties]

they need to bring prohibition back but specifically only for me. last night i was so drunk that i accidentally texted myself instead of a friend and was blown away when they were saying the same thing as me at the same time

[Aaron Chewning @AaronChewning]

apparently my aunt fell at a winery and got a concussion so I said Sauvignon Bonk in the family chat and no one acknowledged it 🙃🙃🙃

[Mat George @matchu_chutrain]

Me at 21: life of the party

Me at 25: not invited to the party

[Narddog @narddog0212]

@macyscott525 lolol

[Narddog @narddog0212]

One of my biggest fears is that at 90 years old I will still have Macy popping into my room without permission and ruining my life.

[Narddog @narddog0212]

@macyscott525

[jennifer 👩🏽‍💻 @JenniDigital]

Its has become very clear to me why the 1918 pandemic was followed by the roaring 20s & why people were dressing up to go just about anywhere

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I just really want it clear that I don’t remember a single god damn word I’ve ever said

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

listen,,,

[Narddog @narddog0212]

@TylerJCameron3 Let’s be honest, Bennett is the best part of this entire season

[Narddog @narddog0212]

I joked that Chris Harrison would show up to the date instead of Clare. And then Chris Harrison actually showed up to the date instead of Clare. #TheBachelorette