Nards Tardson

Don't get used to it.

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I am for some reason heartened to see today the same homeless man sculpting in soap who I bought an Ivory eagle from 5 years ago.

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I'm using hoverhands to type this message.

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What do speech impediments in other languages sound like? Possible to have one but not know it b/c your language doesn't use that sound?

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Kick-ass dish you may not have heard of #4: anything with Romesco sauce

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@sempuki1 Read Leszek Kołakowski's "Main Currents of Marxism". Careful, though--it's over 1,000 pages long.

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Life's pleasures are available to us twice: once directly and once through the eyes of somebody we love. Loving doubles our happinesses.

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Kick-ass dish you may not have heard of #3: Bigos (Polish cabbage and sausage stew).

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I read that some strains of philosophy-esp. those leading to Marxism-were rooted in "contingency": the idea that our being is not enough.

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Tweet and Retweet went into a bar. Tweet came out. Who was left?

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When did hazard lights become "I'm just gonna park here for a minute while I run in and grab something real quick" lights?

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Kick-ass dish that you may not have heard of #2: Khao soi (aka Chiang Mai curry noodles).

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He thrusts his fists against the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts.

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Starts tweet like a meme. Ends tweet like a meme.

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@sempuki1 Circassian cicadas

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Internet gift to the world #1: Unboxing videos. The most superficial part of Xmas replicated 1,000 times and spread over the whole year.

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Miracle drugs, international financial intrigue, bargains, philosophical musings and sex; my spam is more interesting than my real emails.

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Kick-ass dish that you may not have heard of #1: Circassian chicken.

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6,000 years ago everybody was famous.

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The Internet has created a generation of political masturbators. Discuss. Or fap. It's your freedom.

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Belies the whole "dig to China" idea: http://i.imgur.com/N6Gob.jpg