nard

full time shitposter

[sv. barbora @malinyvlednici]

ja: dobry den, muzu vas poprosit to jedno cold brew?
barista: urcite, tak to bude 92
ja: kartou prosim
barista: tak muzete prilozit
*po chvilce*
barista: tady to cold brew pro vas
ja: moc dekuju, mejte se krasne!
barista: vy taky, nashle!

[nard @narduv_shitpost]

daaamn i just want to be sooo deeply in love just for a while and not care for anything else in the world and just feel the love in every part of my body

[Zdeněk Svěrák vaří herák @ebenhreben]

Mladej kluk, černej bomber, černý cargo kalhoty, kšiltovka Ortel, venčí psa (nějakej malej smeták) a zatáhne za vodítko, který je zamčený

Pes: *hodí frontflip*
Klučina: "dopíči seš v pohodě Edo?"

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Overthinker mfs after hearing "can we talk"

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

how it feels to get overstimulated and start being mean to people for no reason

[ethéra @etheravibe]

In that summer heat, the air right before a storm… nothing beats it.

[Amrita @Amrita_one]

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