harlan

practice random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self control

[TJ Ross @tjross]

The NFL just humiliated Deion Sanders' son.

He threw a lavish party, expecting a million-dollar 1st round contract.

Instead, 155 players were picked before him.

Here's why 31 teams walked away:

[CFBTalkDaily @CFBTalkDaily]

Johnny Manziel was in the Club with LeBron James and Drake

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

I don’t understand people who keep the window shade down on a plane. We’re 35 thousand feet in the sky. You don’t want to check out the view? We’re above the freaking clouds, for God’s sake. Humans could only dream of a view like this for millennia. And you have the shade down.

[The Rubber Duck ™ @TheRubberDuck79]

JBL Tesla Coil Speakers playing Thunderstruck.

[sound up]

the sound is made by air displacement from the plasma. lightning is plasma, and the sound is thunder.

which makes this sublime.

[Noa Dalzell 🏀 @NoaDalzell]

Al Horford told me yesterday he wasn't planning on going to the NCAA championship until Joe Mazzulla said otherwise:

“I wasn’t expecting to be at the game — we’re in season... I know that I have to be here.”

“He was very adamant. He said, ‘You have to be there.”

[Pitless @pitlessball]

Jayson Tatum hitting game winning/game tying shots over the years

[Pitless @pitlessball]

Since shot tracking began in 1997, there have been 65 players to take at least 50 shots to tie or take the lead in the last 24 seconds of the 4Q/OT.

Jayson Tatum is now 22/58 or 37.9% on this shot, making him the 2nd most efficient player of all time for the volume

[Boston Celtics @celtics]

BANG

[THE KOBJECTIVE VIEW @WhozMEECH]

Kobe lost to the Superteam Celtics, got advice from MJ and ran it back. Then Won back to back championships without a Top 75 teammate (which no one has ever done).

He already had 3 chips by the age of 24. With 2 as a co-lead with Shaq leading the Lakers in assist and 4th quarter points in the playoffs during that 3-peat run.

Went on to average almost 30PPG in the hardest decade to score in with the most athletic defenders and length to disrupt his ability but nothing could stop him.

He then caused his rivals to team up together and form super teams just so they could catch him. But he’s never been caught by anyone who put on a jersey after 1996. He’s under-celebrated and hated on by the media and has been placed by the agenda based media as a fringe Top 10 player all time.

Mr. 81

The most underrated player of all time because he’s Top 2-5 and the idiot media convinced all these young boys he ain’t that

[zinzy°🐻 @zinzy_js]

LMAOOO ADAM SILVER JS SHAKING

[CelticsUnite @CelticsUnite18]

“JAYSON TATUM ISN’T CLUTCH”

HOLD THIS. BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD.

[R.O.C. @hardROClife]

Key Recession Indicator

[Mila Joy @Milajoy]

More of this, please.

This shop owner gives out food, cash, and prizes for good grades.

[۟ @paigebveckers]

this natty win was for you gigi #2 ❤️

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

37 D-I men’s programs all-time have won the NCAA Tournament.

54 D-I men’s programs all-time have won the NIT.

Only ONE (1) D-I men’s program all-time has won the College Basketball Crown:

• Nebraska Cornhuskers

[Taylor Snow @taylorcsnow]

Sam Hauser is asking Celtics fans to bark with Luke Kornet after Luke makes a big play.

We’ve gotta start making this happen at TD Garden.

[Ryan McIntyre @Moneyline_Mac]

Tell ‘Em Kelvin!

“Duke this. Duke that. We went 34-4 and not playing in the Toy Poodle league. We went 34-4 in the Big 12!”

[Jonathan Macri @JCMacriNBA]

Games played since the start of the 2014-15 season, the year Joel Embiid was drafted and Carmelo Anthony’s 12th year in the NBA:

Melo: 470
Embiid: 452

Anthony has been retired for three years.

[Clint Russell @LibertyLockPod]

From grok: The odds of four random people all committing suicide within a six-week period are approximately 1 in 14.9 quintillion (1 in 1.49 × 10¹⁹).

So, yeah. They are being killed.