scott foran

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

🔥🔥🔥IT’S THAT FUCKING SIMPLE.🔥🔥🔥

[Martyupnorth®- Unacceptable Fact Checker @Martyupnorth]

True story. A 6th grade teacher asked her students. "How many of you are Mark Carney fans? "

Wanting to be liked and appreciated by their teacher, all the kids raised their hand except for Little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny.

"How come you didn't raise your hand? "

Little Johnny answered "Because I'm NOT a Carney fan "

The teachers said "Why not? "

Little Johnny answered "Because I'm a Conservative"

So the teacher asked "Why are you a Conservative? "

To which Little Johnny answered "Because my dad is a Conservative and so is my mom. I'm just like them."

By now the teacher was becoming annoyed at Little Johnny's non-compliance to her indoctrination, so she asked.....

"If your mom was an idiot and your dad was a retard, what would that make you? "

With a great big smile Little Johnny answered....

"That would make me a Liberal and a Carney fan"

[The Buck You Will @TheBuckYouWill]

🤣🤣🤣TALK TO THE RETARD!!🤣🤣🤣

The CRA suspected that a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate.

The CRA agent boarded the boat and said: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay each of them.”

The boat owner replied: “Well, there’s Clarence, my deckhand. He’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week, plus free room & board."

The boat owner continued: “Then there’s the retarded guy. He works about eighteen hours a day & does roughly ninety percent of the work around here. He earns about $30 a week, pays for his own room & board, and every Saturday night I buy him a bottle of Bacardi & a dozen Budweisers so he can cope with life. He even gets to sleep with my wife once in a while.”

The CRA agent frowned and said: “That’s the guy I’d like to talk to… the mentally challenged one.”

The boat owner nodded and replied: “That would be me. What would you like to know?”

🤣🤣🤣

[David Wolfe @DavidWolfe]

YOU CAN SUE McDONALD’S IF THEIR COFFEE BURNS YOU…But you can't sue PFIZER if their vaccine harms your child. Let that sink in.

[Shaughn.SGT(ret) @PrairieVeteran]

Umm......... I present to you the Canadian Prime Minister 😆😆

[scott foran @narofs]

@OleTimeHardball Pete rose

[scott foran @narofs]

@td_nash Barry sanders

[scott foran @narofs]

@Barkley_Tap Farve

[scott foran @narofs]

@VinnysCorner1 Jordan with anyone, the GOAT

[scott foran @narofs]

@FringedCanuck Jealous, have a great weekend!

[SaskLass @SaskLass]

She makes some excellent points. Remember this the next time you pay taxes

[pocket aces @pocket_aces7777]

The year 2015 will go down in the history books as the beginning of the end of 🇨🇦

[scott foran @narofs]

@sydneyy_taylor 100%

[scott foran @narofs]

@ThrillaRilla369 Entourage

[AmericaReal @AmericaReal3]

PSA: WARNING!
SCAM ALERT!

Be on the lookout for these two women.
They are hanging out around Port Charlotte, FL Walmart parking lot.

When you are putting your groceries away they ask you for a ride to McDonald's.

They are very convincing and very hot!

Once in your car... this one takes her clothes off and starts climbing all over you, while she keeps you busy, the other one takes your wallet.

I've had mine taken on June 20th, 24th, the 26th.. twice yesterday and probably 2 more times tomorrow. 😳

You've been warned.

[Salty Albertan @FringedCanuck]

Driving North today to pick up my camping gear. I was just past Fawcet when a semi ( Habibi driver) going East, I was going West decided to pull out in front of me to pass traffic and get ahead of them. He was clocking at least 120. I had 5 car lengths to get out of the way.

If it wasn’t for the approach beside me to swerve into,I would not be here to post this. He would have killed me.

I sat for 20 minutes gathering myself. Thanking God for sparing me today.

Our Highways are death traps. Unvetted drivers from foreign countries. We need stricter laws to enforce towards these crooked Trucking Companies.

Our Government need to step up and protect us. This can t not continue.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

100% facts 🇨🇦❤️🐐

[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.