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Hand crafted tweets for sale on your moms Etsy.

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All these years later and @Apple still hasn’t fixed their shitty voicemail portion of the phone app!!

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Do you care what kind of pants the son of a bitch who shot you was wearin’?

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Today an older man sincerely said “nice parking job” to me after I parallel parked… #ImBetterThanYou

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@NFL @peacock TRASHHHH! Fuck peacock!

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@NFL @Rudolph2Mason @steelers Shut up dorks! @nfl

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@BuffaloBills 🟨🍆 <—- pee cock! @SNFonNBC

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@BuffaloBills @peacock @gabedavis13_ @JoshAllenQB If only we could watch.. I mean after spending money on @youtube tv and @nfl Sunday ticket and having a fucking @PrimeVideo membership… I just can’t take another streaming service…

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@chargers @peacock Fuck peacock

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@BuffaloBills Show the game on a real streaming service

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@NFL You are garbage!!

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This is why piracy exists!

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@SNFonNBC you are trash!!!

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@SNFonNBC Fuck… You… You are scum!

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@chargers Yo, tell them to show the game on a real streaming service… I don’t know… like Sunday fucking ticket!

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@NFL Funny you keep posting clips.. because you know no one is watching on peacock!

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@NFL @chargers Interesting, if only more than the 7 people who subscribe to what the fuck ever peacock plus is could watch it…

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@NFL @BuffaloBills I hope your broadcast bugs out and fails!

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@NFL @BuffaloBills Fuck you guys for screwing over fans just to suck off failing networks! I want my money back!

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@NFL @BuffaloBills No one is buying peacock

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Corporate greed for the win!