One that I did not include that I still think is funny is an "incel" rick and he hates all Mortys because he can't get one. "If I can't have a Morty no one should be able to!!!" and he kills a bunch of Ricks
i used to date this girl and we both fucking hated each other and id literally have to go have a smoke and a walk ti clear my head before answering her messages sometimes becwuse she made me so mad and i didnt realise that maybe we should break up until like 3 months later
Fun Fact: This is a massive mistranslation by the VIZ translator trying to force a rhyme. In the original raw Japanese, Naruto actually says:
オッサンのグラサン 顔も濃いけど カッコイイィ♪
"The old man's sunglasses♪ His face is distinct, but he's so cool♪"
A mini-thread🧶 1/4