Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums. Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
this is probably my wokest and most annoying opinion but I don't really think it's funny to fuck with the people sending those scam texts. some of them are enslaved