im just tryna make it as a drag queen

a parody account of the unicorn of the sea // ATL

[im just tryna make it as a drag queen @narwhale403]

Hi my name is Paige and I just matched with my professor and you better believe I’m about to play out this forbidden romance

[im just tryna make it as a drag queen @narwhale403]

@shawnbandi Ok I imagined it. What’s the next step?

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

The richest 0.1% of Americans hold almost as much wealth as the bottom 90%.

Tax the rich. Invest in the American people.

[Lil Sasquatch @lilsasquatch66]

I need $DOGE to $1 NOW!!! TO THE MOON WE GO 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

[Michael 🏳️‍🌈 @mistererickson]

Just a friendly reminder that if you make under $75k your taxes are going up beginning this year and will increase every two years. You can thank 45 and the @GOP for this gift. They made the stepped increases part of the 2017 “tax cuts.”

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Leanne @leanneburgess16]

Local Twitter this ones for you

[im just tryna make it as a drag queen @narwhale403]

@leanneburgess16 The town of Turin lives on

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Biden through tears: ‘Excuse the emotion, but when I die, Delaware will be written on my heart … I only have one regret, that [Beau] isn’t here because we should be introducing him as president’

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Mexico has 2 days to pay for the wall.

[Pin Young 🎙📽🎻🏳️‍🌈🌊 @PinYoungActor]

My tenant who rents my guest house told his friends to break into my house. They broke a bunch of shit but thankfully weren't successful in occupying it, and I got out in time. His lease is up on January 20th anyway, so should I let him finish up his lease or kick him out now?

[Nadia Bolz-Weber @Sarcasticluther]

“We feel your pain. We love you. You’re special.” Did the president finally say this to those who are grieving their dead due to his mishandling of a pandemic? No. This is what the president says to armed white supremacist insurgents who just took over the US capital.

[SHE. 🤍 @dayyjones]

i think GA residents deserve an extra stimulus for the amount of ads we had to watch and extra work we had to do lmfaoooo

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

trump might as well have ended that video with, “daddy loves u very much kitten”

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

just checking in

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

all i know is that they better not be using MY tax dollars to pay for this damage done by these THUGS.

[im just tryna make it as a drag queen @narwhale403]

@jandersonn630 Not the bible verse in the IG bio when she’s out here acting like this

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

Only 4 presidents have been impeached or resigned. Only 5 presidents failed to win the popular vote. Only 13 presidents failed to get re-elected. Only 1 has done all 3!

[Tweet Davidson @SteveRyanComedy]

BREAKING: Congress has announced that the next round of stimulus will be the friendships we made along the way.

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

Today Georgia officials announced that Joe Biden won the election in Georgia after recounting 5M votes for a 3rd time.