emily💕

Barnum and Bailey is closing, here we are. the (expletive) circus is in town -Kurt Busch

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

To the several people who followed me this week:

Hello, welcome to my account! I’m a Bowman and Labonte fan, & I’m just here to talk nascar and be nice to people :)

And don’t be a creep! I may be an adult, but that’s not an invitation to send me weird DMs🤗

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

NASCAR literally ripped off the Ned’s Declassified dodgeball episode 😂😂

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

Nothing unites nascar Twitter like a slutty Ryan Blaney

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

@chris4_8 A broken clock is right twice a day 🤷‍♀️

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

Maybe I’m misreading something but…

if the issue with Nashville needing a night race is because it’s too hot and people can’t bring in their own coolers for water and drinks and food…

maybe part of the solution is that NSS should remove its cooler ban…

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

NASCAR, I love ya… never do that again…😴😂

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

Stayed up just long enough to tweet

Stage Points Bowman!! 🤩🤩

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

I gotta get up in six hours for my workout before work, but inb4 this causes a third blow-up of this account

I’m literally a Bowman fan. Per the definition of “fan,” you are not going to convince me to be negative on Bowman

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

If they put someone else in the 48 and it still flounders, will people then admit the problem is on top of the box and not in the car? 🤔🤔

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

“Let’s give the crew chief a shout out”

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

“You’re not a little guy!”

He is a little guy to me!! 😭

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

EVERYONE STOP

ALEX IS ON TV 👀👀

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

If I live learned one thing this week, it’s that my drunk tweets get a bunch of odd engagement on here 😂

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

I feel bad for Herbst but like… come on.

I feel like he could be a good minor league guy, like Allgaier

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

Erik Jones: Gemini man

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

@probably_racing Here!

[Ally Racing @allyracing]

Music to our ears 🎶

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

Your honor, it’s giving “Kindergarten spring picture” 🥹🥰

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

@SigmaSamsquanch Also fan behavior to come to my page when I’m literally just some guy posting into the void

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

To the several people who followed me this week:

Hello, welcome to my account! I’m a Bowman and Labonte fan, & I’m just here to talk nascar and be nice to people :)

And don’t be a creep! I may be an adult, but that’s not an invitation to send me weird DMs🤗

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

@SigmaSamsquanch Revisionist history goes crazy here, but alright. Also, no one is required to be nice to people who aren’t being nice. If you’re a sane person, then it shouldn’t be an issue🤷‍♀️

[emily💕 @nascarbage]

@SigmaSamsquanch Yeah, I do think it’s “fuck yall” for potentially inadvertently exploiting a grieving family, but I guess I actually value empathy over showmanship 🤷‍♀️